Announcing PS3 Fanboy... en garde!

Sure, we're supposed to love the Xbox 360, with its sexy inhale design, smooth white plastic, curvy wireless controller... droooool...
Where was I? Oh yeah, introducing the newest member of Joystiq's dysfunctional Fanboy family: PS3 Fanboy! Since I have a flair for hyperbole, I'll extend the family metaphor far past its usefulness by comparing the PS3 to a younger sibling.
Sure, the Xbox 360 console has been around for near six months already, but lets not jump to criticize our younger brother, the PS3. After all, it's young and still not sure how to behave. But we understand, it's hard to define yourself and make your own path with a cool older sibling around so they: act out (boomerang controller); dress funny (George Foreman grill); and even crib our style (Network Platform), but it's cool. Why? 'Cause they're family.










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
EgonMOBSECDET22 @ Mar 29th 2006 1:49PM
So what would it take to get to change our "yeah were fanboys and girls, so what?" good job joystiq, now George Forman has a new pr0n site
boots @ Mar 29th 2006 4:57PM
Boomerang = Cutting-edge > Non-risky model = Xbox 360
Fridge > OptipleXbox 360
And apparently PNP will be better (more functions) yet free to play online.
And let's not start with the technology in each one.
jCsickZ @ Mar 29th 2006 5:20PM
better looking? that depends on how much you like the george foreman grill.
bryan @ Mar 29th 2006 5:45PM
yea i heard that the new version of the playforman will have linux to download new recipies. Simply amazing technology...