Halo-ish Hasbro Oozinator comes up big
by Ken Weeks 
{ May 4th 2006 at 10:30PM }
I'll admit that I had to think for a minute before figuring out how to relate Hasbro's hilarious Oozinator Super-Soaker gun to the Xbox 360. Finally, I decided the bizarrely suggestive goo-shooting weapon, which is available at Toys R Us until some exec somewhere gets a clue, looks enough like the plasma rifle in Halo to interest Bungie fanatics, especially if you painted it purple. Alright, so it's a stretch. But it would surely make for an explosive addition to the Halo 3 armoury on the Chief's next mission (or emission). Click here, here and here (in that order) for the full jiz...er...gist. Major pumping required.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
L Capitan @ May 5th 2006 12:15AM
Haha look at the comments on amazon!
refinedsugar @ May 5th 2006 12:35AM
Another patented Ken Weeks post here at xbox360fanboy to be forever immortalized in time... the internet is a fast place, time flies right by. I was just laughing over this two days ago.
Ken @ May 5th 2006 12:42AM
Hey my name looks good with a trademark.
Oozer @ May 5th 2006 3:19AM
Oh my God, they named a Super Soaker after me? AWESOME!! The dream I had as a little 10 year old geekling has finally come true! Now all I need is a video of this being used in a wet t-shirt contest and I can die a happy man.