Gimme a slow cooker and Gears of War please

by Dustin Burg { Jan 5th 2007 at 7:00PM }

This isn't breaking news per se, but definitely yummy news. Over at Amazon.com's UK site they have a slow cooker for purchase, but it's no ordinary slow cooker. This slow cooking mechanical wonder is a Kenwood CP666 Curry Slow Cooker and can hold 3.5 liters of any gourmet delight. But what's this we see further down the page? Under the Perfect Partner recommendation section we see Amazon pairing the slow cooker with ... Gears of War? We guess it's a match made in heaven, because it is a proven fact that Mr. Fenix does indeed love his pot roast. Or maybe you're supposed to slow cook your Gears disc for six hours ... anyone want to try cooking up Gears and report back to us?

[Via Digg]

Tags: epic, gears of war, GearsOfWar, gow

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

DeceasedFriend @ Jan 5th 2007 7:11PM

*backs away slowly*

ciscomancer @ Jan 5th 2007 7:12PM

What a crock(pot)!!

stewis @ Jan 5th 2007 7:33PM

Maybe its for slow cooking blown off limbs in?

GearsFreak @ Jan 5th 2007 7:56PM

I slow-cooked my copy of Gears for 8 hours, stuck it in the 360, and now everything tastes better.

Seriously, though, I got a cool new menu... multiplayer cheats. Just watch my Truskill Ranking now!

Jansson @ Jan 5th 2007 8:17PM

Maybe it cooks reeeaally slow, so you have plenty of time to play Gears of War while you wait for your delicious stew to finish.

Mikeawesome @ Jan 5th 2007 8:47PM

I think you mean "per se," Dustin.

The Dude @ Jan 5th 2007 10:53PM

I just finished my copy of Gears of War some fava beans and a nice Cianti.. Even being in the slow cooker all day, it was tough and plasticy. My tummy hurts.

Jared @ Jan 6th 2007 12:36AM

Kenwood!? Sweet! Is it satellite radio-ready? How 'bout HD Radio? HUH? HUH?

RaWkZORRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAH!

Jared @ Jan 6th 2007 5:05PM

Kenwood!? Sweet! Is it satellite radio-ready? How 'bout HD Radio? HUH? HUH?

RaWkZORRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAH!

Wii360dsPC @ Jan 6th 2007 8:56AM

Hey, fill it with meatballs and sit down with a buddy for Gears of War coop play. You've got warm food for your 6-8 hours of gaming.

Jonah Falcon @ Jan 6th 2007 11:44AM

Keep in mind, it's for curry, so your Gears of War will not only be hotter and more savory, but spicier, too.

Jared @ Jan 6th 2007 5:05PM

sorry for the double-post

ZeroCorpse @ Jan 7th 2007 1:05AM

Curry might make GoW a little less boring and nausea-inducing.

I tried it today. Didn't like it. Run, shot some guys, run, shoot some more guys, run, shoot some more guys. . . BLEH. Yeah, it's pretty and well-made, but it's a lot of pretty nothing. On top of this, the shaky-cam technique they use made me nauseous.

I guess that makes me the only Xbox 360 fan who doesn't like GoW.

So, I swapped it for Dead Rising. MUCH better game, in my opinion.