Can't get achievements? Make your own
by Richard Mitchell 
{ Jan 29th 2007 at 5:15PM }
Not everyone can earn all the achievements they'd like to earn (all the ranked achievements in GOW come to mind), so 360 Fanboy tipster, Rick-E, sent us this nifty little web application. "But what does it do?" We're glad you asked. Created by the boys at the appropriately named Technology Ninja, it creates achievement pop-ups. It's very simple really, you just type in some text and BAM!, instant achievement. Granted, it doesn't reflect on your Gamerscore at all, but it's still fun to make up silly achievements. Any particular achievements you'd like to unlock (or give to someone else)? Hit the "read" link, make some crazy achievements, and then post a link here. We'll gather up some of the best and post them at a later date.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Daryl @ Jan 29th 2007 5:20PM
This would be hilarious. I send my wife messages on the computer when she's playing.
It would be priceless to see her expression reading the achievement "You're a loser". lol.
yokken @ Jan 29th 2007 5:23PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20fail%20at%20unlocking%20achievements!
Or just http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2831/achievementsf8.jpg
:)
nick @ Jan 29th 2007 5:46PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Just%20Got%20Pwned
nick @ Jan 29th 2007 5:29PM
THIS WOULD BE THE BEST HALO 3 ONE
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Just%20Got%20Pwned
whitesoxfan5622 @ Jan 29th 2007 5:31PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Just%20Got%20Pwned
pseudo.hero @ Jan 29th 2007 5:30PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20didn't%20purchase%20Vista
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20were%20caught%20surfing%20the%20web%20at%20work
whitesoxfan5622 @ Jan 29th 2007 5:31PM
Dang nick we thought of the same thing
whitesoxfan5622 @ Jan 29th 2007 5:33PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20Xbox%20Overheated
Matt @ Jan 29th 2007 6:51PM
Congrats you will now get the red ring of death, goodbye.
iBEHOLDER @ Jan 29th 2007 5:55PM
You know it's sad but true.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Duke%20Nukem%20Forever%20Released
http://www.VexireFortes.com
nick @ Jan 30th 2007 2:53PM
lol Yeh i knew someone would put pwned,
heres one for SONY
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Bill%20Gates%20Just%20Pwned%20Your%20Mum
Nacho @ Jan 29th 2007 6:50PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=PS3%20Competition%20Destroyed
Zilju Kefai @ Jan 29th 2007 5:59PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20are%20Jack%20Bauer
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Chuck%20Norris%20is%20a%20little%20girl%20compaired%20to%20you
Josh @ Jan 29th 2007 6:05PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20epeen%20is%20now%2020%%20larger!
PS. I like achievements, but some people are obsessed with them.
Matt de Lisle @ Jan 29th 2007 7:57PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You're%20dad%20knows%20your%20looking%20at%20porn!
Haha uh oh!
Justin U @ Jan 29th 2007 6:32PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You've%20Got%20No%20Friends%20After%20That%203%20Day%20Binge!
chadomac @ Jan 29th 2007 6:45PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=you%20just%20got%20the%20red%20ring%20of%20death
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=throw%20some%20d's%20on%20it
THA1icarus @ Jan 29th 2007 6:53PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20suck%20so%20bad%20that%20we%20pity%20you
Gaidorade @ Jan 29th 2007 6:57PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Free%20Back%20Rub.
Gaidorade @ Jan 29th 2007 6:57PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20wife%20left%20you.
Tegfury @ Jan 29th 2007 6:56PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=It's%20a%20boy!
THA1icarus @ Jan 29th 2007 6:58PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=thats%20the%20TV%20remote,%20and%20this%20is%20not%20the%20Wii
Tegfury @ Jan 29th 2007 6:59PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Threesome.
Foppe @ Jan 29th 2007 7:02PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20made%20your%20own%20Achievement!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Unknown%20Achievement
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Unknown%20Error
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=I%20AM%20ERROR
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=What%20is%20a%20man?
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Gruuuu
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Error%20loading%20Blue%20Screen!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Illegal%20ROMS%20detected,%20contacting%20Microsoft
$600 @ Jan 29th 2007 7:05PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=PS3%20-%20$600%20-%20Fanboys%20Only
Ethan @ Jan 29th 2007 8:22PM
how about the best?
Achievement unlocked:
Just kidding...
KEELr @ Jan 29th 2007 7:27PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Firmware%20Updated
Brandon @ Jan 29th 2007 11:48PM
How about
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Get%20a%20life
or
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20just%20lost%20your%20girlfriend
or
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20the%20man
or
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=All%20achievements%20unlocked
Chronos777 @ Jan 29th 2007 7:46PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=PS3%20detected,%20MUST%20BE%20DESTROYED
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=ALL%20YOUR%20BASE%20ARE%20BELONG%20TO%20US
Jonah Falcon @ Jan 29th 2007 8:14PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Had%20sex%20with%20a%20male%20and%20female
Jonah Falcon @ Jan 29th 2007 8:15PM
Got this real-life achievement at age 20.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Achieved%2013%201/2%20inches
Jonah Falcon @ Jan 29th 2007 8:17PM
Everyone's gotten this achievement:
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Red%20Circle%20of%20Death
Nick @ Jan 30th 2007 12:41AM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20Girlfriend%20Has%20Left%20You
Insomnious @ Jan 29th 2007 8:24PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Now%20Go%20Outside!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Burn%20your%20dog%2020%20times%20with%20your%20Xbox%20360
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=EA%20came%20up%20with%20an%20original%20idea!
Alucard1988 @ Jan 29th 2007 8:26PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Congratulations%20You%20Got%2020%20Deaths%20And%200%20Kills
CYRIXTVIRUS @ Jan 29th 2007 8:50PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=CRASH%20MASTER%20%206%20Xbox%20360%20in%2012%20months
this is the worst achievment i have achieved
Demi @ Jan 29th 2007 8:59PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Get%20the%20Burning%20Crusade%20from%20Your%20Mom
30 internets to me, my good sirs.
Matt de Lisle @ Jan 29th 2007 9:47PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20dad's%20about%20to%20catch%20you%20watching%20porn
messed up on my first one, this one is much better!
Mike @ Jan 29th 2007 9:08PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=this%20is%20a%20pointless%20system%20with%20no%20"real"%20reward
Mike @ Feb 2nd 2007 4:44PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=this%20is%20a%20pointless%20system%20with%20no%20real%20reward
blapper @ Jan 29th 2007 9:17PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx
Demi @ Jan 29th 2007 10:57PM
For the people that will state "I don't get it", or even won't amidst the other ones-
The Burning Crusade? Reference to STD's.
Buuuuurns when ya pee.
Zer0 @ Jan 29th 2007 9:26PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Completed%20Hentai-Funk%20Party%202%20on%20Legendary
Matt @ Jan 29th 2007 9:49PM
hahah some of these are hilarious
tigerAUS @ Jan 29th 2007 10:07PM
How about: http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=1%20000%20000%20broken%20console!
yea @ Jan 29th 2007 10:37PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=YOU'RE%20NOT%20GETTING%20LAID
Rimz891 @ Mar 26th 2007 11:28PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Pwn3d%20By%20N00b5
glenncou @ Jan 30th 2007 11:12AM
I wish some Xbox Live players would get this one:
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Being%20a%20complete%20jerk
PhaZ @ Feb 1st 2007 5:02PM
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=you%20spelled%20your%20name%20correctly
Taylor @ Jan 29th 2007 11:38PM
One for the shooter fans lol
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20raped%20a%20scared%20child