For as long as we can remember the Nintendo Wii has been associated with a certain male private part. You know, Wii sounds like wee, haha funny right? But now is the time for the Xbox 360 to shine, to break from its mold and get some phallic name association street cred. We received word that Minnesota radio station 93X is holding a contest for a Xbox 360 and all you have to do to win is create the best snow sculpture. Though, there is one little twist in their contest rules as to what you must sculpt out of snow. See, to enter the contest you must sculpt a human private part from snow and send them a picture of your masterpiece by Monday. So, you may want to leave your kids out of this snow project. Yes, it's a little on the raunchy side, but what would you expect from a radio station that calls its morning programming the "Half-Assed Morning Show"? If you have plenty of the white stuff (snow) laying around, have the creative flair, and knowledge of human anatomy, by all means enter the contest. And to everyone who thought the Xbox 360 couldn't outshine the Wii's phallic street cred ... well, you my friends have snow on your face.

[Thanks, Grotesque1]