"Achievement Locked" undergarments available
by David Dreger 
{ Aug 18th 2007 at 2:00PM }
Wow. Splitreason a clothing company that does gaming related apparel, just released "Achievement Locked" underwear for those of the female persuasion. They come in white, have a little "Achievement Locked" notification on the top left, and *ahem* look very nice. They come in at $12.95 and ship in two to five business days. We don't know about you, but this definitely gives new meaning to the term "Achievement Whore". Anyway, if you manage to unlock this one, you win. We got some model shots for you after the break, but obviously it may not be that safe for work.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Tim @ Aug 18th 2007 2:08PM
Sweet!
Now how about matching boxers?
Gemini Ace @ Aug 18th 2007 2:11PM
Knuckles, looks like you've been busy today. Nice work!
Tim @ Aug 18th 2007 2:18PM
Better yet how about maternity wear?
Josh @ Aug 18th 2007 2:32PM
I am buying these for my girlfriend. >_>
Jeff @ Aug 18th 2007 2:36PM
shouldnt it be unlocked. i mean if you et that far shouldnt you unlock the achivement
Steve Beeching @ Aug 18th 2007 2:39PM
I was about to say what #5 said, if i got that far Id be thinking Achievement Unlocked!
DjDATZ @ Aug 18th 2007 2:53PM
I have a bright idea. It should say "Achievement Unlocked" on the INSIDE of the panties. Duh.
Matt @ Aug 18th 2007 2:56PM
My initial thought as well, #7... but I think a tatoo might be better...
Adam @ Aug 18th 2007 3:18PM
Holy smokes. My girlfriend has recently picked up 360 gaming and loves getting achievements. Her birthday is coming up in September and she'll love these.
Nice find Knuckles.
Brutus @ Aug 18th 2007 3:30PM
Those men on the last two pictures don't have penises!
oneStranger @ Aug 18th 2007 4:32PM
#10
Don't worry, they are just small and thin.
Jon @ Aug 18th 2007 4:45PM
hahahah @10
alpha @ Aug 18th 2007 6:37PM
OMG, I thought the 1st pic was the front picture and the 2nd was the behind and was like...WTF Wheres the person's butt?!?! Hahah...
Magic Whiskey @ Aug 18th 2007 7:16PM
Birthday present for Dustin! :)
(Kidding)
Carnie @ Aug 18th 2007 8:16PM
@14
.....no your not lol
Grant @ Aug 18th 2007 8:42PM
i agree it should say "achievement unlocked" as well, simply since for anyone who is buying that sort of thing, it would probably be an achievement just to get a girls pants off in the first place, let alone any further.
and that chick needs to lay off the ho-hos if you know what i mean, she's not gonna win any bathing suit contests with that gut.
russny @ Aug 18th 2007 8:47PM
If a girl I was dating were to wear panties that said "Achievement Unlocked" on that "special night", I would just have to marry her!
zackiyp @ Aug 18th 2007 11:37PM
Having "Achievement LOCKED" ruins it. It doesn't make any sense.
whocares @ Aug 19th 2007 12:14AM
I unlocked that achievement ages ago - for some reason it didnt show up on my gamercard though....shame
DjDATZ @ Aug 19th 2007 1:07AM
"I unlocked that achievement ages ago - for some reason it didnt show up on my gamercard though....shame"
I put Knuckles' streak to shame. AHAHAHAHAHAH LOL
lachlan @ Aug 19th 2007 1:38AM
you do realise that just seeing someone's underwear isn't an achievement?
seriously... it's locked because you still have a bit more work to do dude. ;)
russny @ Aug 19th 2007 2:33AM
Nah, if I get a girl to undress to her underwear, that "achievement" is pretty much unlocked. :D
ccc @ Aug 19th 2007 3:08AM
heh, where do U order these?
Josh @ Aug 19th 2007 3:09AM
I just bought these, and even the most expensive shipping option is slower than 3-5 business days. Where did you get that figure from, X3F?
el tonot @ Aug 19th 2007 12:17PM
If you already know what it is then how is it, "Achievement LOCKED".
Leo @ Aug 19th 2007 2:03PM
We don't know about you, but this definitely gives new meaning to the term "Achievement Whore".
Lol
colin @ Aug 20th 2007 1:34AM
i think it should have a red stain on the crotch. that would make more sense with the "achievement locked" lettering.
sorry for being crude, i saw superbad this weekend and im very desensitized for the moment.
Boff @ Aug 20th 2007 6:38AM
Aehm. Where's the camel toe?
Boff @ Aug 20th 2007 6:39AM
*Ahem*
Caleb @ Aug 21st 2007 3:59AM
I'm waiting for an "Achievement Unlocked" condom
Hawke @ Sep 13th 2007 4:52PM
Not if she's on her period.
Then by all means, it saves us the awkward time of asking.