TF2 Soldier video splits sides (with rockets)

by Richard Mitchell { Aug 23rd 2007 at 11:00AM }

Remember the Team Fortress 2 video featuring the Heavy? You know, "I am Heavy Weapons Guy," and "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" and all that? Well, we're hesitant to say it, but we think this video tops it. Something like Patton with a little extra derangement sprinkled on top, the video features the Soldier class as he explains to the troops the very invention of war. Apparently it involves Sun Tzu and the collection of animals. In short, the video is comedy gold and should not be missed. Watch it now or forever be an outcast in gaming circles.

Now where the hell is our Orange Box damn it?

[Via Joystiq]

Tags: ea, electronic arts, ElectronicArts, orangebox, teamfortress2, tf2, valve

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

dunnypop @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:09AM

hopefully i get my xbox back (rrod and screen freezing) before this comes out.

Peff @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:11AM

Holy...Freaking...Crap. i cant freaking wait for this game. why must you tempt us with delicious gameplay videos?

chenry @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:18AM

Animation is amazing. I can't wait for this game, and the free copies of HL2 you get with it! lol. Solider Guy's a little... unstable i think.

Boff @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:19AM

Haha good vid!! Really good quality, they could easily use that game engine to make a full length movie.

Look out Disney/Pixar!

bigmac375 @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:20AM

this vid is a dose of amazing

TORO @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:36AM

It's going to be hard to balance all these games among others. It's like when you have 3-4 girlfriends and have to manage your time between them.

Lets see if I can plan my schedule accordingly:

Monday - TF2
Tuesday - Mass Effect
Wednesday - Mass Effect / TF2
Thursday - Halo 3
Friday - Halo 3
Saturday - Halo 3 / and Real girlfriend
Sunday - Halo 3 / and Real girlfriend

Bravo6 @ Aug 23rd 2007 12:10PM

That was awesome.

ccc @ Aug 23rd 2007 12:10PM

This game is going to be the best online multiplayer game on the 360 easly.

Alex B @ Aug 23rd 2007 12:47PM

is there a limited/collector's edition coming for this? I could see some fun stuff done with the characters, like bonus animation shorts, mini comic book, etc

MDJ2010 @ Aug 23rd 2007 1:01PM

Every new video gets me more excited for this, definately looks like the best multiplayer fun on a console. Also, Toro, maybe suggest a break to your real GF, you just dont seem to have enough playing time available!

Token @ Aug 23rd 2007 1:35PM

TORO has the best plan. But from my experience women like RPGs.

You need a no pants/Mass Effect day with your GF.

Peff @ Aug 23rd 2007 1:47PM

Im gunna lose 120 bucks in a matter of 15 days. Halo 3 - Sept 25, TF2 - Oct 9th. man that sucks. but its def worth it.

TORO @ Aug 23rd 2007 1:48PM

Lol, thanks 4 the suggestions guys. Here is my revised schedule. And I'm still thinking about Assassin's Creed and COD4...decisions decisions. What's on your guy's must have? But seriously, games that you WILL buy.

Monday - TF2
Tuesday - TF2
Wednesday - Halo 3
Thursday - Halo 3
Friday - Halo 3
Saturday - Mass Effect / naughty stuff w/gf
Sunday - Mass Effect / naughty stuff w/gf x 2

DeadPlasmaCell @ Aug 23rd 2007 3:25PM

"Sunday - Mass Effect / naughty stuff w/gf x 2"

lol "x2" that's why I love the Internet.

Anticrawl @ Aug 23rd 2007 3:28PM

Holy mother of god this game looks awesome. My girlfirend swares she's played this game before but she's a lunatic. Anyway we are excited for this game. Hopefully it'll have split-screen online play mayhaps?

Anticrawl @ Aug 23rd 2007 3:34PM

My must haves are as following in no perticular order:

Halo 3
Orange Box(Mostly for TF2/Portal)
Mass Effect
Naruto: Rise of a Ninja (I don't care what you guys say that game looks amazing for something based off a kids anime)
Assassin's Creed (Need a single player game hardcore)

Maybes:
COD4 (If I get into the beta I'll know for sure)
Bad Company
Army of Two
Stranglehold (Probably just a rent though)

After Christmas must-haves:
Turok
Unreal 3
Too Human
Star Wars: Force Unleashed
Fallout 3
Lost Odyssey
Burnout Paradise (To tame the road rage in my gf)

dan-laudel @ Aug 23rd 2007 5:34PM

Wait, what's the release date on "Real Girlfriend"? I'll have to pick that one up.

Dave @ Aug 23rd 2007 5:58PM

Yet another game to add to the list of 360 Must Haves

ccc @ Aug 23rd 2007 9:36PM

@16

Good for you that U plan on getting Naruto, I too am looking forward to the game. As far as calling it a kids anime I have to dissagree. Bad choice of words. Its a bit mature for kids, didn't you notice it comes on the same time southpark dose? Not saying its at that level but, It dose have buckets of blood in it, and is geared more tward adults.
And if ur really into Naruto U should know that there is a second Naruto show in japan now where they are all aged by 5 or 6 years that will no doubt head over hear after america finishes with this series, Kinda like Dragonball to Dragonball Z

ccc @ Aug 23rd 2007 9:37PM

*America*

johnathon @ Aug 23rd 2007 11:03PM

Halo 3
Bioshock
Mass Effect
Skate
DMC 4
GTA 4
Orange Box

OH AND FIFA 08 [go galaxy]

everything else is either a rental or a DNP

thats the end of my short list. knowing my money tho. i dont expect to get them all this year.

Pie Man @ Aug 30th 2007 6:19PM

Now, if this game never comes out, but they keep showing these videos, I really would not mind...

Lone Shinobi @ Sep 12th 2007 3:40PM

yo Anticrawl your game list is the same as mine lol and yea i agree with you ccc Naruto is not a kida anime its way beyond that but not to far its to complicated for little ones but yet crazy enough for em and then the fact that they are makin a game for the 360 im gonna jump on that so fast when it comes out in October(supposed release date)