We all know that the launch of Halo 3 will be a big event, perhaps one of the biggest in entertainment history, but did you know that Halo 3 will actually solve most of the world's problems? Melting ice caps? Gone. Socio-political tension? Eradicated. Disease? Forget about it. Yes, it's hard to believe, but Bungie's upcoming blockbuster will make the world a better place to live. If you don't believe us, watch the informative documentary we've embedded above. Finely crafted by the folks at Sarcastic Gamer, the video takes a hard-hitting look at the tremendous impact that Halo 3 will have on human society. Go ahead and take it in, you might learn something*.
*Before you satisfy your urge to fill a comment with exclamation points and capital letters, please read the following. It's a joke. Let that settle in. Take a deep breath. There you go. Now you can comment.
RAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU POST SUCH A FUNNY VIDEO!!!!!!! LOL IF YOU COULDN'T TELL THATS JOKE YOU ARE A B TARD. ALL CAPS CAUSE I CAN
Microsoft will stop doing deals with Game meaning that people who ordered Halo 3 Legendary Edition from other shops wont have their order cancelled as MS refuses to supply the stock to the retailer.
@rentox Just shut the fuck up FIFFA SUCKS BALLS! Face it. FIFA will not even make one quarter of the amount of money that Halo 3 is going to make. And stop fucking posting on every article about FIFA, apperantly no one cares about fucking FIFA. Its the same thing every year, the only improvements that ever happer are graphics and they barley even change. Just stop posting no gives a fying rats ass about FIFA. FIFA=Field ferry Inbread Faggot Association
fuck u and all ur halo faggots!!!!! halo = Homosexuals Association Loving Opposite ......and by opposite i mean opposite sex FAGGOT!!!!! and by the way FIFA is only with one F so next time go grab a dictinary LOSER and i wrote it for u and u still got it wrong!!!!
Haha. I just laugh at you. No name calling. I know which game I think is better. I don't need to shout about it at all. I'm pretty sure if you want to be making friends around here, insulting people who like the Halo franchise is not going to do it.....on Xbox 360 fanboy....haha. Maybe you should go talk about how amazing FIFA is in a....FIFA forum...maybe. Seriously....you know you're not going to "convert" someone into thinking FIFA is better than Halo 3 *ever*, by saying it in a thread on a Halo 3 subject....where all the people who love Halo 3 go....
and....by the way.... I really liked the video, it made me laugh. It was shupershveet! lol Peace.
"Its the same thing every year, the only improvements that ever happer are graphics and they barley even change."
The same can be said about Halo buddy. Not that I care about Fifa at all, its just funny how you belittled the game for reasons that lay right up Bungies alley.
LOL renatox Youre retarted. If someones likes the opposite sex would mean that they are straight. WOW youre retated.
And CCC
Yea you could pretty much say that so far about Halo CE, and Halo 2, but not Halo 3. Halo 3 has an amasing story line unlike Halo 2. It has The Meta Game, 4 player co-op, online co-op, saved films feature, The Forge, amasing AI, a shit load new of weapons and vehicles, and of course WAY better graphics. And dont even go and say that Halo 3's graphics look like Halo 2's, first off during the beta there was a quite a difference between the beta's graohics and Halo 2's and it was a fucking BETA!! If you take the time to look at the graphics now they are amasing and way better they do not look anything like Halo 2's. Just face it Halo 3 is going to be the shit and because you are such a pessimistic bastard you will not enjoy such a great game with the rest of the world.
SORRY X-BOX FANS BOY FOR GIVING U THIS POST BUT SAY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF CAUSE HALO 3 IS BRAINWASHING U GUYS SO I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING SO HERE IT IS:
HALO HAVE NEVER CHANGES IT GAMEPLAY SINCE HALO 1 TO HALO 2 THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEEP IT GOING IS IT GRAPHIC AND HALO FANS OF COURSE MOST X-BOX FANS BOY SO U GUYS SHOULD BE AWARES OF THIS, I THINKS U SHOULD JUST KEEP IT IN MIND THAT HALO 3 IS THE SAME SHIT THE ONLY DIFFERENCES IS GRAPHIC THAT ALL AND IT GONNA BE SUCK THAN BIOSHOCK, BY THE WAY THE RING OF DEATH GONNA BE BACK ONCE U PUT HALO 3 IN. THIS WILL SHUTTER YOUR HOPE OF HOW BILL GATE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOOD IT IS ANYWAY KEEP PLAYING GEAR AND YOU SOON SEE THAT THE RING OF DEATH FINALLY APPEARS ONCE MORE SO DON'T WORRY IT WILL KEEP COMING BACK TO HELP YOU TO REPAIR YOUR HALO 3 DISC REMEMBER NO MATTER WHAT U DO HALO 3 DISC IS ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK (scratches) TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER OF THE SUCCESSFUL HOW RING OF DEATH GONNA BE WITHIN THIS 2 YEARS AND WILL THAN COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN AND NO LONGER WILL WORK an exist just like the original X-BOX WHICH WAS DESTROY X-BOX 360 THE RING OF DEATH
Just came back to check this post for said comment mentioned in Episode 34 of the Fancast and sure enough, it's here. Looking at all his comments in his blogsmith profile, you should definitely narrate some more of his comments Knuckles, that was awesome.
And for Mr. X. Wow. I don't even know where to start. With this as an example of the future of the human race, I seriously doubt it's survival. I will pray for the next generation of Gamers.
{ Sep 14th 2007 at 2:15PM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Bravo6 @ Sep 14th 2007 2:24PM
Thank you for putting the disclaimer, hopefully at least a couple of idiots will read it before posting something stupid.
Rob @ Sep 14th 2007 2:24PM
RAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU POST
SUCH A FUNNY VIDEO!!!!!!! LOL IF YOU COULDN'T TELL THATS JOKE YOU ARE A B TARD. ALL CAPS CAUSE I CAN
Tony @ Sep 14th 2007 2:25PM
Man, there are some great references in there. I liked the Craig part.
WTangoFoxtrot @ Sep 14th 2007 2:31PM
yes, the world will be a better place.....
Scott @ Sep 14th 2007 2:36PM
CHECK OUT HALO3.COM - NEW INTERACTIVE VIDEO, SCREEN SHOT THINGY.
VERY COOL.
DjDATZ @ Sep 14th 2007 2:40PM
WOW...that was absolutely AWESOME.
Master Chief FTW!
Magic Whiskey @ Sep 14th 2007 2:46PM
Wil Wheaton will stop blogging..wow...haha
mattclarkie @ Sep 14th 2007 2:48PM
Microsoft will stop doing deals with Game meaning that people who ordered Halo 3 Legendary Edition from other shops wont have their order cancelled as MS refuses to supply the stock to the retailer.
Yuccadude @ Sep 14th 2007 2:53PM
Doctors will cure cancer and VD. I think the funniest part was when the Earth had the little smiley face drawn as clouds
Dadidito @ Sep 14th 2007 2:55PM
Speechless... very awesome and funny.
yuppy @ Sep 14th 2007 2:55PM
you win.
TORO @ Sep 14th 2007 2:56PM
SarcasticGamers songs always hilarious.
Jonah Falcon @ Sep 14th 2007 3:07PM
And every 20 minutes, a kitten comes out!
renatox @ Sep 14th 2007 3:14PM
FIFA is WAY better
Who Flang Poo @ Sep 14th 2007 5:27PM
@rentox
Just shut the fuck up FIFFA SUCKS BALLS!
Face it.
FIFA will not even make one quarter of the amount of money that Halo 3 is going to make.
And stop fucking posting on every article about FIFA, apperantly no one cares about fucking FIFA.
Its the same thing every year, the only improvements that ever happer are graphics and they barley even change.
Just stop posting no gives a fying rats ass about FIFA.
FIFA=Field ferry Inbread Faggot Association
Flame @ Sep 14th 2007 6:36PM
At least it made me chuckle...
Im having a bad day. >=(
renatox @ Sep 14th 2007 7:14PM
@ Who Flang Poo
fuck u and all ur halo faggots!!!!!
halo = Homosexuals Association Loving Opposite ......and by opposite i mean opposite sex FAGGOT!!!!! and by the way FIFA is only with one F so next time go grab a dictinary LOSER and i wrote it for u and u still got it wrong!!!!
Crimson @ Sep 14th 2007 9:27PM
@ renatox
Haha.
I just laugh at you.
No name calling.
I know which game I think is better.
I don't need to shout about it at all.
I'm pretty sure if you want to be making friends around here, insulting people who like the Halo franchise is not going to do it.....on Xbox 360 fanboy....haha.
Maybe you should go talk about how amazing FIFA is in a....FIFA forum...maybe.
Seriously....you know you're not going to "convert" someone into thinking FIFA is better than Halo 3 *ever*, by saying it in a thread on a Halo 3 subject....where all the people who love Halo 3 go....
and....by the way....
I really liked the video, it made me laugh. It was shupershveet! lol
Peace.
ccc @ Sep 14th 2007 9:49PM
"Its the same thing every year, the only improvements that ever happer are graphics and they barley even change."
The same can be said about Halo buddy. Not that I care about Fifa at all, its just funny how you belittled the game for reasons that lay right up Bungies alley.
Big Daddy Bane @ Sep 15th 2007 2:50AM
funny shit man...funny shit!!!
Who Flang Poo @ Sep 15th 2007 12:12AM
LOL
renatox
Youre retarted.
If someones likes the opposite sex would mean that they are straight.
WOW youre retated.
And CCC
Yea you could pretty much say that so far about Halo CE, and Halo 2, but not Halo 3.
Halo 3 has an amasing story line unlike Halo 2. It has The Meta Game, 4 player co-op, online co-op, saved films feature, The Forge, amasing AI, a shit load new of weapons and vehicles, and of course WAY better graphics. And dont even go and say that Halo 3's graphics look like Halo 2's, first off during the beta there was a quite a difference between the beta's graohics and Halo 2's and it was a fucking BETA!! If you take the time to look at the graphics now they are amasing and way better they do not look anything like Halo 2's. Just face it Halo 3 is going to be the shit and because you are such a pessimistic bastard you will not enjoy such a great game with the rest of the world.
rafehelwer @ Sep 15th 2007 1:13AM
@ Who Flang Poo
How do you know Halo 3 has an amasing story line?
Jordan @ Sep 15th 2007 9:59AM
But, will it eliminate STDs?
Anticrawl @ Sep 15th 2007 8:14PM
*shrinks Halo 3 down and injects it into Magic Johnson's blood stream* He's cured!
Mr.X @ Sep 16th 2007 10:03AM
SORRY X-BOX FANS BOY FOR GIVING U THIS POST BUT SAY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF CAUSE HALO 3 IS BRAINWASHING U GUYS SO I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING SO HERE IT IS:
HALO HAVE NEVER CHANGES IT GAMEPLAY SINCE HALO 1 TO HALO 2 THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEEP IT GOING IS IT GRAPHIC AND HALO FANS OF COURSE MOST X-BOX FANS BOY SO U GUYS SHOULD BE AWARES OF THIS, I THINKS U SHOULD JUST KEEP IT IN MIND THAT HALO 3 IS THE SAME SHIT THE ONLY DIFFERENCES IS GRAPHIC THAT ALL AND IT GONNA BE SUCK THAN BIOSHOCK, BY THE WAY THE RING OF DEATH GONNA BE BACK ONCE U PUT HALO 3 IN. THIS WILL SHUTTER YOUR HOPE OF HOW BILL GATE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOOD IT IS ANYWAY KEEP PLAYING GEAR AND YOU SOON SEE THAT THE RING OF DEATH FINALLY APPEARS ONCE MORE SO DON'T WORRY IT WILL KEEP COMING BACK TO HELP YOU TO REPAIR YOUR HALO 3 DISC REMEMBER NO MATTER WHAT U DO HALO 3 DISC IS ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK (scratches) TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER OF THE SUCCESSFUL HOW RING OF DEATH GONNA BE WITHIN THIS 2 YEARS AND WILL THAN COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN AND NO LONGER WILL WORK an exist just like the original X-BOX WHICH WAS DESTROY X-BOX 360 THE RING OF DEATH
Phil @ Sep 18th 2007 10:34PM
Just came back to check this post for said comment mentioned in Episode 34 of the Fancast and sure enough, it's here. Looking at all his comments in his blogsmith profile, you should definitely narrate some more of his comments Knuckles, that was awesome.
And for Mr. X.
Wow. I don't even know where to start. With this as an example of the future of the human race, I seriously doubt it's survival. I will pray for the next generation of Gamers.
ps. Not all kids are bad. Just, kid's like Mr. X.
bigmac375 @ Sep 18th 2007 10:44PM
@ Mr. X:
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