Nothing like a good Halo 3 video to brighten your day. Today we bring you not just one, but two Halo 3 videos. The first, embedded above, features a Spartan being killed. That in itself isn't exactly out of the ordinary. What is out of the ordinary, however, is just how he gets killed. Through a bizarre bout of physics and chance, the Spartan in question is killed by ... a traffic cone. Yeah, the same orange traffic cone your likely to see on any given day in the city. It's something that's not likely to happen to you, but you might want to check fusion coils for nearby cones before you detonate them.
The second video, embedded after the break, shows off an interesting property of Halo 3 teleporters. it seems that they maintain your velocity as you travel through them. Through some clever arrangement with Forge, the people in the video perform some crazy (and physically impossible) jumps. Check it out. If you've got some Halo 3 action to show off, feel free to tell us.
Pretty cool, the first video was very funny, the cone sniped his head. X3F you guys should post really cool Game/Forge variants where we can d/l them too.
hm... i come on xbox360 fanboy to see if any games are planned for 2008 other than mass effect, and what do i see? constant posts about halo 3, what a surprise.
I come on a Halo post on xbox360 fanboy to see what people have written about the topic at hand, and what do i see? Someone whining about posts about halo 3, what a surprise.
lol, that would suck if your team was down by one, and a traffic cone kills ya, I wonder what that showed up as in the stats? Death by Guardians?...lol, Suicide?
{ Oct 18th 2007 at 5:15PM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Dante @ Oct 18th 2007 5:22PM
ahahahahha what a joke. this is the 524th article that pertained to halo 3.
sorry couldnt help but notice.
BobTheMonkey @ Oct 18th 2007 5:28PM
The first one was funny.
The second one...eh.
Jonah Falcon @ Oct 18th 2007 5:39PM
Gordon Freeman killed Master Chief with the cone using his gravity gun.
TORO @ Oct 18th 2007 5:54PM
Pretty cool, the first video was very funny, the cone sniped his head. X3F you guys should post really cool Game/Forge variants where we can d/l them too.
James @ Oct 18th 2007 5:58PM
Teleporters that maintain velocity?
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Klink258 @ Oct 18th 2007 6:33PM
"it seems that they maintain your velocity as you travel through them."
In leiman's terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing come out.
Grant @ Oct 18th 2007 7:11PM
pilon? Must be a Canadian thing.
Grant @ Oct 18th 2007 7:17PM
"Teleporters that maintain velocity?"
God, i know right?
Doesn't anyone follow the rules of inter-dimensional matter transfer physics anymore?
Platinum_Skeet @ Oct 18th 2007 7:18PM
It's like portal but much much gayer...
Jason @ Oct 20th 2007 12:48AM
For Christ's sake dude, it's LAYMAN.
mike @ Oct 18th 2007 7:47PM
@#7
Its pylon. Pilon is a french last name.
JagerQ @ Oct 18th 2007 10:22PM
That seems similar to Portal...
Grant @ Oct 19th 2007 12:09AM
@#10
I was just quoting the video spelling.
AK @ Oct 19th 2007 12:18AM
hm... i come on xbox360 fanboy to see if any games are planned for 2008 other than mass effect, and what do i see? constant posts about halo 3, what a surprise.
Foggy Bottoms @ Oct 19th 2007 1:55AM
the halo 2 video where the blown up ghost takes out the guy 300 feet away is better
since you guys brought up portal...
my friends who have seen me play it here whose main game is still smash bros went nuts over it and are gonna buy the orange box just for teleporgasms.
BlackBeltJones @ Oct 19th 2007 3:44AM
Owned.
GuiltyDragon @ Oct 19th 2007 4:24AM
I come on a Halo post on xbox360 fanboy to see what people have written about the topic at hand, and what do i see? Someone whining about posts about halo 3, what a surprise.
DelayedZ @ Oct 19th 2007 4:21PM
lol, that would suck if your team was down by one, and a traffic cone kills ya, I wonder what that showed up as in the stats? Death by Guardians?...lol, Suicide?
xenocidic @ Oct 19th 2007 10:04AM
I come to halo3fanboy for the articles
Boff @ Oct 19th 2007 11:02AM
Where I come from a Pylon is one of those massive metal framework structures that hold electricity cables up.
@13: Then why waste time posting comments about it when you could be hunting for other news???
dan stabbingworth @ Oct 19th 2007 2:05PM
Wow xenocidic, that never gets old. How about: GTFO.
But you obviously love Halo 3 so much since you have to post in every thread about it.