Video: Blacksite picks on innocent children
by Dustin Burg 
{ Oct 30th 2007 at 2:45PM }
We have beef with the aliens of Blacksite: Area 51. In their latest television commercial we see one of them picking on an innocent little girl who's minding her business, singing "Ring Around the Rosy" by here lonesome. Her school bus is broken down, her house is on fire and her yellow dress is a filthy mess. And these insidious Area 51 aliens have nothing better to do then scare the poor girl and get all up in her face, seriously ... what do they want with her? Don't they know messing with a child is universally unacceptable? And to you Midway, do you expect us to reward such blatant commercial wrong doing with a Blacksite pre-order? Well, okay ... maybe this once.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
DjDATZ @ Oct 30th 2007 2:52PM
The girl should have stopped, and in a blackman voice said "Mang, why you gotta be gettin' all up in my grill. Imma cap yo ass foo."
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA THEN i would preorder the game. LOL
Tony @ Oct 30th 2007 3:09PM
So I guess they've dropped Duchovny and Manson from the last game entirely? That one ended so suddenly that I kind of hope this at least attempts to continue the storyline.
Neeko @ Oct 30th 2007 3:43PM
video looked cool demo was fun. that was kinda transformer like.
MDB @ Oct 30th 2007 8:52PM
Ummm... did someone actually just comment on the storyline of the Area 51 series?
Keyth.Halloween @ Oct 31st 2007 1:48PM
Aliens? Really? That's it?
I mean, do we need more games about aliens attacking and humans fighting back? Really? Can't they think of ANYTHING new?
I'm just sick of this. It's gotten to the point where "alien killing" is an actual genre now. Bleh.
If we did have any extraterrestrial neighbors in the universe, I wouldn't blame them for avoiding us-- Look at all our entertainment! It's all about how xenophobic we are, and how we'll kick anyone's ass if they come to our planet!
Not exactly laying out the welcome mat, are we?
Anyway, this is a TIRED story, developers. COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW. We've been blasting alien invaders in video games since 1978... Perhaps a little longer if you count SpaceWar!
It's time for a new story, guys. Quit with the aliens, already.