
For those of you who didn't believe Cliffy B and his proclamation that
Gears of War figures would be made, then all we have to say to you is "ha!" We laugh in your face because
Gears of War figures are a reality, are releasing March 2008 and Cliffy B doesn't lie. Or not all the time. Available right now for pre-order at your favorite
online retailer of choice is the first series. Series one will include 7" figures of Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago and a Locust Horde Drone all with twelve points of articulation and weapons galore. Currently, the manufacturer hasn't released pictures of the figures just yet, so you'll have to put down your pre-order cash blindly. Next Spring we're geeking and blowing our savings on
Gears and
Halo 3 figures!
[Thanks, Muffin Lad]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Anticrawl @ Dec 21st 2007 4:02PM
Weeeeeeeeeee
I want a little Dominic Santiago to call my own, I just recently went back to Gears after a good 6 months absense and lemme tell you; playing Gears is just like riding a bike, granted it's a very sexy bloody bike, but the point is that it's easy to pick back up.
OBM @ Dec 21st 2007 4:08PM
so are those not the figures in the pictures? or did they just upload them after this story?
OBM @ Dec 21st 2007 4:08PM
hold on, I should learn to read before commenting, just read the link, doh!
JakubK666 @ Dec 21st 2007 4:30PM
If they release a 1:1 (or at least 1:3) Replica of either Lancer or Hammerburst then I would definitely give a blowjob for one :) To a male,female or anything :)
Anticrawl @ Dec 21st 2007 4:35PM
I forget the name of the company but it use to be called Nightmare armor or something that would commision anything you wanted. Cliffy B had the Gears armor and Lancer made and kept a Lancer for himself. I believe they still have the molds for the Lancer so it wouldn't cost /as much/ to get a 1:1 scale Lancer for yourself. It would take a couple of blowjobs though, not just one.
Anticrawl @ Dec 21st 2007 4:35PM
They are also the ones Microsoft commissioned to make the Halo 2 armor a while back.
JakubK666 @ Dec 21st 2007 4:54PM
Found it...http://www.nightmarearmorstudios.com/portfolio_props.htm
Time to get some condoms
Anticrawl @ Dec 21st 2007 4:57PM
Yep that's it dude, thought they changed their name. Perhaps it was changed /to/ Nightmare Armor.
TORO @ Dec 21st 2007 5:18PM
I'll let you know if I ever break up with my girlfriend
JakubK666 @ Dec 21st 2007 5:59PM
As long as she's fit :)
Muffin Lad @ Dec 22nd 2007 3:54AM
im jumping on these some sweet locust babies would look hot on mah desk