Fanswag Weekly: Soldier of Fortune: Payback [update]
by Dustin Burg 
{ Jan 23rd 2008 at 12:00PM }
After nearly a month long hiatus, Fanswag Weekly is back and ready for some payback ... Soldier of Fortune: Payback. This week we're giving away a new and freshly shrink wrapped copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback to one lucky fanboy who can handle all its extremeness. This game is so extreme that Activision included its own anti-dismemberment "low-violence option". Now that friends, is extreme. To win a copy, simply follow the directions outlined below.
- Since we're dealing with Soldier of Fortune: Payback, we want to know what the best way to get revenge or payback on someone is. Tell us your best payback strategy by commenting on this post, one comment per calendar day (eastern).
- Multiple comments per day by the same user will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until Friday, January 25th at 12:00PM (noon) eastern. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open to U.S. residents only.
- On Friday, we'll randomly choose one winner.
- One winner will receive a copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback, worth $40.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 11)
Tony @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:07PM
Putting a flaming bag of dog crap on their porch and ringing the doorbell.
xenocidic @ Jan 23rd 2008 1:33PM
anyone notice how the first post NEVER wins?
LoserMLW @ Jan 23rd 2008 1:59PM
Revenge? I prefer something subtle, yet nasty enough to make one cringe.
The stinkpalm.
Andrew S @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:09PM
silent treatment...
Andrew @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:11PM
I'm going to buy a ps3 because my xbox just bricked again....haha yeah right
xFenixKnightx @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:12PM
This game needs a chainsaw gun =)
The best way for payback on a friend is probably, banging his girl and then go play an all nighter on LIVE bragging about it lol jk
Fady @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:16PM
Wedgies!!!!1
grigdog @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:13PM
whatever it takes to get even.
dunnypop @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:14PM
sleep with the guy's mom.
Gregorius @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:17PM
Pee in their milk jug.
natez0r @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:18PM
slap bet solves all problems
ogvor @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:18PM
1: Mix peanut butter, rat poison, and glue in a bucket.
2: Spread on enemy's care over night
3: Let them wake up to find a car covered in dead squirells and birds.
(I wouldn't do this to the animals but I still think it's kinda funny)
Shafnitz @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:27PM
I like to prank them for hours in the basement... with a crowbar... /walken
diddy @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:20PM
Make someone play this shitty game
wildweasel @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:19PM
If somebody catches you in a hail of gunfire during a co-op game, my strategy for paying them back is to wait for them to be preoccupied fighting off the bad guys and then get behind him and melee the guy.
I was playing Half-Life with my brother once, on the Crossfire map (the one with the nuclear strike that you can call, and the bunker that is the only safe place to escape from it). I told him I was going to get something to eat and I'd be back in a minute or so. I come back to find that I'm dead. So the next time he has to leave the desk, I punch the air-strike button, and just as he gets back, he hears that telltale air-raid siren and gets back to the keyboard just in time to explode into a flash of white light. Serves him right.
FROSTYSMOOTH @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:24PM
The best thing we used to do to get revenge was wait until that person went to bed and then we would get 5 matches or so(the old school strike anywhere matches)and stick them in between their toes and light the matches and run...never have i laughed so hard in my life!!!
Hockle @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:23PM
Just like the Bible says, a rusty knife to the ribs is the best way to get revenge (i.e., payback).
G @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:24PM
1) Hack into "friend's" PC.
2) Locate naked pictures of "friend's" wife.
3) Find spreadsheet containing names and e-mail addresses of all employees at "friend's" wife's place of employment.
4) E-mail pictures to entire list.
5) Achievement unlocked!
slearl @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:26PM
Call them names.
Neuromancer @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:27PM
Flag them for a TOS violation.
Mighty Healthy @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:28PM
Eye for an eye.
stukorn @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:30PM
You are all hard working generous people, but come on soldier of fortune payback. How did they convert human feces onto a disc? It blows my mind...
BraveJhawk @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:30PM
Kill only them (as much as possible) in a Deathmatch game.
ipfreely @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:30PM
Trick the person into having sex with their daughter without either of them knowing they are related then make them cut out their own tongue to keep that information private.
Travis Tohey @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:31PM
You guys are leaving yourselves open to some pretty nasty comments. I will keep my response at a PG rating. A great way to payback somebody is by egging their house.
BigJerm @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:32PM
I has a bucket
prometh3rus @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:31PM
Wait for them in the parking lot, and prank them with a tire iron! Should have seen the look on his face... priceless...
SAGExSDX @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:32PM
take from them the one thing they can never get back again: my respect. BOOM
Philip @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:33PM
The best way to get revenge is to cock slap the Mona Lisa.
IceOrb @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:33PM
Well the way I would get payback is by making them play SoF: Payback.
Nick @ Jan 23rd 2008 3:50PM
Let the air out of the person's tires....
Jay @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:36PM
Shit in a bag, and hide it cleverly somewhere in their fridge. Very Nasty
Bryant @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:37PM
I would put their hand in warm water while they are sleeping, that will show em, maybe.
Jonman @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:37PM
Send them a box in the mail containing a dead pigeon, with a note attached that reads "Unlike this pigeon, my hatred for you will never die"
Cole Mullenbach @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:37PM
if i get into a fight with some 12 yr old on live i usually get him back by killing them as much as possible and teabagging them every chance i get
phant0mgrave @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:38PM
Slap them with a raw fish.
nathan @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:39PM
Give there girlfriend a pearl necklace
Jay @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:43PM
Living well is the best payback.
DemonGSides @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:41PM
Cartman style Chile con Parents.
nick @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:43PM
the best revenge i've done? i woke my brother in the middle of the night with a chainsaw. we took the chain off so that the chainsaw was really touching him. he freaked out and we got even
JimmyJett @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:44PM
Nothing can beat the revenge that an entire bottle of ex-lax can deliver. XD
Mr. Stabby Mouse feat. Hat @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:42PM
Have a buddy take a picture of you teabagging them in their sleep, send him a copy in the mail.
Clayton @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:43PM
cut their brake line, jk
Frappioo @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:44PM
Feed them chili containing the remains of their parents of course...
Josh @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:44PM
I'll actually tell one that happened while playing H3 co-op with my brother, he kept on killing me when I respawned, so I finally was able to kill him, walked close to an edge, and let him keep on spawning and falling to his death, ah good times.
mike @ Jan 23rd 2008 1:03PM
upper-decker
PilgrimXX @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:47PM
I like to Steal their Pokemons! And make them fight in front of them... but to the DEATH, and with spikey Leather Outfits on...
Seang @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:45PM
something involving feces is always good.
John @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:46PM
It's all about internet pics and emails
NATO_Duke @ Jan 23rd 2008 12:47PM
By selling them this game.