Fanswag Weekly: Turok

by Richard Mitchell { Mar 26th 2008 at 12:00PM }

Now that our Mass Effect Xbox is headed to its new home, it's time to get back into the regular Fanswag swing of things. This week, we've got not one, but two copies of Turok to give away. For your shot at dino hunting glory, simply follow the incredibly easy instructions below.

Featuring dinosaurs, guns, bows, knives, and some of the most gravelly voices ever, Turok is one of the manliest games ever made. Leave a comment detailing the manly way in which you will play it if you win. You can enter once per calendar day (Eastern Time).
Be sure you only leave one comment per day. Posters of multiple comments during the same day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until Friday, March 28, 12:00pm Noon, Eastern Time. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
On Friday, we'll pick two winners via a random drawing
Two winners will each receive a copy of Turok for Xbox 360, worth $60 each.
The complete rules can be found here.

Tags: activision, fanswag, fanswag-weekly, touchstone, touchstone-games, touchstone-interactive, turok

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 13)

derektgreen @ Mar 26th 2008 12:05PM

I think Xbox.com just had an update...my profile is deff different.

doug @ Mar 26th 2008 12:06PM

while wrapped in velociraptor skin

Neon Jebus @ Mar 26th 2008 12:06PM

I'll play it while sporting a tea dress. If someone disses my outfit I'll gut them with a hunting knife. Sounds manly to me!

xenocidic @ Mar 26th 2008 12:06PM

@derek - yep, I tipped it. waiting on the news to get "pushed" out .................

as far as the contest - teh team kill achievement would have been the manliest!

UTWarden @ Mar 26th 2008 12:07PM

shoot dem Beasts!

mcwattersm @ Mar 26th 2008 12:09PM

I'd play while having to shave my chest every 20 minutes because it would make me grow extra chest hair!

pandlcg @ Mar 26th 2008 12:09PM

I'll play it while sitting on my couch in only my underwear, eating nachos and drinking beer.

eric @ Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM

I think there is only one way to play... loincloth and feather headdress

HazyCloud @ Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM

I'll be shaving with rusted razors and drinking from a keg. Possibly grunting ala Home Improvement style while yelling, "More power!"

ZEBRA NINER @ Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM

Wow Richard... I thought you weren't going to talk about the man crush you have on Turok again. :)

Oh, I have a Turok 360 console skin that I will throw if you guys want it! Free shipping!!! ZOMG!!!!!

joseph jozwiak @ Mar 26th 2008 12:10PM

ill play while drinking shots of old spice

crabbyman @ Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM

I'll play dressed as a woman to prove I'm just THAT manly.

Humpty Pete @ Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM

i will play the game while having all 3 jurassic park films playing on the tvs in my house

ryan @ Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM

in a rambo costume in my backyard

derektgreen @ Mar 26th 2008 12:11PM

Sorry, that was deff off topic.

Doc @ Mar 26th 2008 12:12PM

Man, i need a new game. Its my birthday today though!!! How about a gift from my favorite Xbox website?? haha

adam @ Mar 26th 2008 12:12PM

please grace me with the game known as turok!

diamondxp @ Mar 26th 2008 12:12PM

I would wear my Dino kills as a skin suit and would be known Henceforth as Buffalo Bill.

bartons @ Mar 26th 2008 12:14PM

So the losers get Turok but what do the winners get?

Sloar @ Mar 26th 2008 12:14PM

I'll play it in my boxers with a half-eaten bowl of Lucky Charms next to me.

HHHawk @ Mar 26th 2008 12:14PM

I'm gonna fashion a way to play Turok the way it was meant to be played, with a Nintendo 64 controller!

Swede33 @ Mar 26th 2008 12:15PM

I'll play Turok while putting up drywall and fixing a vintage car. That's about as manly as it gets.

hunter2223 @ Mar 26th 2008 12:16PM

I'll only play the Game Naked, While Eating Red Meat and Drinking Beer.... With Sports Playing in the PIP like Manly sports, like Hockey, or Luge, or Curling.

vidGuy @ Mar 26th 2008 12:16PM

I'd play with a beer on one knee and a topless chick on the other. The topless chick would have to be imaginary, my girlfriend would never watch me play Turok!

Alex D. @ Mar 26th 2008 12:17PM

Play it while drinking beer and grunting :)

eric e @ Mar 26th 2008 12:17PM

loincloth

Tony @ Mar 26th 2008 12:18PM

I'll dress up as Brock Samson.

spazz @ Mar 26th 2008 12:19PM

The manliest way to play Turok would be to play it in my hunting room with all my Dino head trophies and let out a primal scream every time I killed another dino.

Bill @ Mar 26th 2008 12:19PM

Shirt off, beer in hand, listening to Metallica, while watching Troy and 300 simultaneously.

g4barry @ Mar 26th 2008 12:20PM

I'd grow a beard for at least a week before I'd even consider playing.

Jack the Ripper @ Mar 26th 2008 12:20PM

I will play Turok while sitting upon furniture made from the bones of my prey, laughing heartily as I invoke the death and pain of my enemies with mighty plucks of my bow, with my woman kneeling on the floor at my side, wrapping her bosom around my mighty calf, and all this while I wear nothing but Old Spice and a thousand mile stare.

Steven @ Mar 26th 2008 12:21PM

I'm going to play it while eating a piece of steak....medium rare. Gasp!

autochthonous @ Mar 26th 2008 12:25PM

I would play Turok while simultaneously doing my chick. What's manlier than video games and a good boink?

John Arnold @ Mar 26th 2008 12:26PM

I love free stuff, and new games!

JimmyJett @ Mar 26th 2008 12:26PM

I'd play Turok only after watching Jason Taylor on Dancing with the Stars...Now that's manly.

Zach S @ Mar 26th 2008 12:27PM

I'd probably have someone doing a pedicure while I played with one eye because the other one would be covered with a cucumber. Oh and in a vat of mud. That's pretty manly, right?
WO-manly, maybe XD

Eduardo A. Martinez @ Mar 26th 2008 12:27PM

I'll play it with...real weapons...

Hockle @ Mar 26th 2008 12:28PM

I doubt I'm manly enough to even open the case that TUROK comes in. And if I do get it open, I bet a dinosaur will pop out and eat my face off.

Stupendous52 @ Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM

I will play it in the woods, with grizzly bears and hobos.

prence @ Mar 26th 2008 12:29PM

I'll play it in a loin cloth, eating slabs of raw cow, while punching my girlfriend in the face and screaming I WEAR THE CLOTH IN THIS RELATIONSHIP WOMAN.

I might have to sleep on the couch (or in a cell) for the next month, but I'd have Turok, so it'd be worth it.