Breaking news! Reports have been trickling in throughout the morning that Bungie's own monstrosity that we've all come to know as
Mister Chief has
been spotted in various locations across the globe. So far, reports are telling us that Mister Chief is up to no good, doing dastardly deeds including (but not limited to) kicking the elderly, littering in dog parks and screaming at infants. We have yet to be able to confirm if these Mister Chief incidents are valid, but we can confirm that most of the reports that we've received are coming from Northern Africa, Eastern Europe, the Middle East and Western Asia. If you are unlucky enough to cross Mister Chief's path, please, DO NOT attempt to reason with him as all attempts thus far have resulted in children crying and cars being filled will whipped cream (don't ask). Mister Chief is evil, stay away and be afraid!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Graham @ Apr 1st 2008 3:10AM
I'm calling out of work immediately. Time to warn my family and a few of my special friends. Thanks for the warning.
Rumble @ Apr 1st 2008 3:13AM
Oh God! No, not this! Anything but this!
UNSCleric @ Apr 1st 2008 3:22AM
WTF
Lewis @ Apr 1st 2008 3:25AM
Oh shit, Mister Chief just knocked on my window holding Chuck Norris' head! RUN EVERYBODY, RUN!
Dustin Burg @ Apr 1st 2008 3:39AM
Mister Chief stole my Recon :(
Sporia @ Apr 1st 2008 3:41AM
wtf? lol
UNSCleric @ Apr 1st 2008 3:54AM
Dustin is so cute. :)
mccomber @ Apr 1st 2008 4:00AM
And judging by the image, he's using PS3s running folding@home to do it... dastardly bastard.
mikey G @ Apr 1st 2008 4:07AM
comber... thats the halo 3 world map that shows everyone currently playing... not the folding@home map that you can circle are when you are saving people with cancer or whatnot.
Magic Whiskey @ Apr 1st 2008 4:11AM
Mister Chief just drank my VERY LAST GAME FUEL.
DAMN HIM!
Wevie1978 @ Apr 1st 2008 4:15AM
Mister Chief just ate my slow news day.
mccomber @ Apr 1st 2008 4:17AM
Ah... you can tell which system gets the majority of my time. I swear, that looks basically the same as the folding@home map as well. Guess blue plus white lights is a popular look for maps these days.
Hala Madrid!!! SSBB Code:3866-7729-0830 @ Apr 1st 2008 4:25AM
Mister Chief stole my PS3 kicked my dog and then he punch me in the nuts and also he burned my football club's flag
But other than that no major loses I can get another flag;)
rastrus @ Apr 1st 2008 4:30AM
Of all the days Mischief (sorry Mister Chief) decides to wreck havoc on the planet, he picks April Fool's Day. What a hero! ^o)
Jove @ Apr 1st 2008 7:51AM
???????????
webster1990 @ Apr 1st 2008 8:11AM
Mister Chief gave me recon, then took it away and made me cry like a girl. He then mowed me down with a mongoose and decided to spawn kill me for 8 hours in a row till i finally broke down and quit, losing skills points. damn him!
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) @ Apr 1st 2008 4:22PM
Isn't that folding@home?
I KNOW! This must be a signal of Halo 4 being announced exclusively for PS3.
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