Alright, kids, nothing to see here. Move along. As you may have heard, there will be
no new Xbox Live Arcade release today. Nope. Nothing at all. We're not sure exactly what we're expected to do with our time, honestly. It's not like there's some
other thing we could be doing. You know, the kind of thing that sucks up hours upon hours of free time. The kind of thing that people skip work or school for. It's not like we have any games like
that to play. No. Nothing like that.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go steal a car. And then we have to play some more
Grand Theft Auto.
*No, we're not really going to steal a car, and neither should you. It's the law!
{ Apr 30th 2008 at 12:30PM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
JerkfacedFed @ Apr 30th 2008 12:44PM
thanks for the "news"
why even post this??
xenocidic @ Apr 30th 2008 2:52PM
because it's arcade wednesday?
ZEBRA NINER @ Apr 30th 2008 3:59PM
I think he was referring to his comment. Since it was just as pointless.
ZING!
ZEBRA NINER @ Apr 30th 2008 1:32PM
Well, I'm glad this GTA thing is out of the way. I hope that some of these really good arcade games we are looking forward to are going to release now.
Schizoid anyone?
TORO @ Apr 30th 2008 1:43PM
looking forward to Assault Heroes 2, annnnnnnnddd Castle Crashers :)
So wat did you yesterday on GTA IV?? I played single player for about an hour and half, then multiplayer...mainly free mode and Cops and Crooks. You can email me at:
Mike.Delgadillo[at]gmail.com
Darkharmony @ Apr 30th 2008 5:08PM
God I'm glad it's out of the way so we can get back to news about other games. I mean I know it's big and all but I just don't understand why. gta is the same game as it was years ago. Just has better graphics.
Mickey @ May 1st 2008 8:23AM
Could say the same about Halo 3.
Seriously though, its not just better graphics, theres so much more you can do, and its been refined, removeing all the annoying pointless health and fitness stuff, adding a mobile phone, internet, email etc. not to mention this is the 1st gta with online play (officially anyway)
Brian @ Apr 30th 2008 1:52PM
test
Teabag @ Apr 30th 2008 2:02PM
But if you could, you would steal a car wouldn't you, Richard?
I would. :) Then drag the bastard around as he goes for the door handle! Ha!
Jonah Falcon @ May 1st 2008 1:51AM
Well, gee, GTA4 comes out on Tuesday, and MS decides not to release an XBLA game that'll get ignored because everyone and their mother is playing GTA4. What a surprise!