Video: Quake Wars cures 'Projectile Dysfunction'
by Dustin Burg 
{ May 8th 2008 at 12:30PM }
Did you know 32.6% of Americans and 39.4% of Europeans suffer from a condition doctors now refer to as Projectile Dysfunction? It's a problem that, if not treated, can cause inner turmoil, relationship issues and a loss of interest in the shooter genre. If you know or are one of the millions who suffer from Projectile Dysfunction, we urge you to talk to your doctor about Stroyent. Stroyent is a topical cream that can only be obtained through any Enemy Territory: Quake Wars purchase and promises to cure your disorder by offering up a shootlicious shooter experience. Please, don't be embarrassed, get the help YOU need today. Also, if you're in the market for a new Human Juicifier, then check out the amazing offer after the break!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
mattclarkie @ May 8th 2008 12:53PM
Very good. I need me some of that.
Neeko @ May 8th 2008 12:54PM
ANAL LEAKAGE FTW.
bigjrussell @ May 8th 2008 1:14PM
LOL! However, I don't usually link anal leakage to winning.
Brodak @ May 8th 2008 1:13PM
So, has anyone actually left their number after the beep?
ccc @ May 8th 2008 1:39PM
Sweet, I hope my 360 is back before this comes out so I can rape day 1.
And I hope this game sees alot of success, moreso than Shadowrun and tf2. This is gonna be really good and people need to play.
NukeAssault @ May 8th 2008 2:07PM
Those were too good. XD
AstralVapor @ May 8th 2008 4:58PM
LOL anal leakage!!! i love these commercials XD
ArturoRRG @ May 8th 2008 8:25PM
LOL
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