Video: FaceBreaker introduces us to Kiriko
by Dustin Burg 
{ May 27th 2008 at 4:00PM }
There's a new FaceBreaker video making the internet rounds today introducing a new female character to the boxing mix. Meet Kiriko, a 22 year old dancer who weighs "just a hair under a hundred" and whose voice is as annoying as a school bus full of screaming ten year olds hopped up on Pixy Stix. Well, actually, maybe it's her use of the word "wicked" that bothers us because, like guys, she totally like can't feel like her face. Like totally like wicked. Ahem, watch in complete awe ...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Big Filth @ May 27th 2008 4:05PM
terrible!!!
what are they doing??
this keeps getting worse and worse.
zOmBiEcLoWn @ May 27th 2008 4:14PM
Wow, that video has given me a reason to not buy this game. Not much of a boxing game, is it?
Big Filth @ May 27th 2008 4:24PM
they are actually kicking!!
haha, who is this game for?
x silence x @ May 27th 2008 5:00PM
@ Big Filth
Curious... what age demographic are you in?
Chester @ May 27th 2008 4:42PM
Wow! I knew this game looked bad, but now its even worse.
HairyBalls @ May 27th 2008 4:51PM
No Boob Physics I see...
Chal @ May 27th 2008 5:02PM
This looked good until I saw it.
/see what I did there? wicked.
Chester @ May 27th 2008 5:06PM
HAHA! Nice one!
Big Filth @ May 27th 2008 5:11PM
@ x silent x
do you mean how old am I?
I say this video looks like crap and you wonder what age I am??
obviously I am alot older than you cause this looks like shit to me.
im 27.
Triforceowner @ May 27th 2008 5:12PM
I think he was referring to your comment on boxing.
x silence x @ May 27th 2008 7:06PM
Dude, calm down. I didn't mean to question your maturity. I asked what age demographic your in...
Big Filth @ May 27th 2008 5:21PM
oh, is this a boxing game?? I couldnt tell from all the flying and kicking.
in that case, let me throw my copy of Fight Night out the window to make some space for this work of art.
Mr.ESC @ May 27th 2008 5:53PM
You forgot to add /sarcasm at the end.
Mr.ESC @ May 27th 2008 5:54PM
So this is EA version of tekken? Not much of a boxing game.
It doesn't looks terrible but the graphics aren't nearly as good as the ones in TF2.
Anthony33 @ May 28th 2008 9:57AM
Im a big boxing fan but i owned Ready to Rumble so its not like I take myself too seriously. However I draw the line at kicking. I can tell this is going to be too over-the-top for my liking.