Master Chief is full of air and needs to splode
by Dustin Burg 
{ Jun 3rd 2008 at 6:30PM }
This Master Chief, erm ... balloon sculpture is the work of Balloon Guy Entertainment and we don't have to tell you how in-freakin-credibly cool it is. Don't you just want to pop him? It almost makes Master Chief look chubby, bubbly or just full of air, not that that's a bad thing though. Don't you just want to pop him? We also just realized that a balloon sculpture like this must have taken hours upon hours to create, a crazy amount of skill and patience that we will never, ever have. And darnit, don't you just want to pop him? Because we do. We have a twisted yet totally uncontrollable urge to stick a needle straight into Master Chief's gold visor to see his face explode. Wait! Even better! We have a Needler that we've been wanting to try out ... (evil grin)
[Via HBO]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Gary Harwell @ Jun 3rd 2008 6:36PM
Honestly, man, shit like this is why I come to this website 15 times a day. (I'm not being sarcastic)
Digital Limit @ Jun 3rd 2008 6:41PM
I wish those were sausages.
Troy @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:08PM
lolololololol
Enzemo @ Jun 3rd 2008 6:55PM
Do ya think he'll Youtube popping him? :D
aashish @ Jun 4th 2008 6:16AM
I think u are right .
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kyle @ Jun 3rd 2008 6:57PM
i wanna pop him or use him as a punching bag
Omar @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:01PM
A Master Chief made of balloon penises; the Halo fanboy dream has come true.
xValidToasterx @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:13PM
Wow that looks awesome, dont you want to pop it?? I know i do
RudyHuxtable @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:12PM
That needs to be popped as soon as possible. More importantly, it needs to be popped starting at the penis-like tip of the battle rifle. Sorry to be crass, but don't tell me you don't see it, too.
Flakundenga @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:38PM
YES!!!! I DO JUST WANT TO POP HIM!!!!
Token White Guy @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:44PM
Great song but fuck off. Don't bring spam and other shit in here.
Reuben @ Jun 4th 2008 1:47AM
Am I the only one who has no idea what you're talking about?
Token White Guy @ Jun 4th 2008 12:28PM
Yes you are. There was a spam message I replied to. It was deleted and the admin left my comment.
wickedpheonix @ Jun 3rd 2008 9:37PM
I wanna grab a nail gun and just... you know? It's a hard feeling to describe, the... popping, and the noise, and the ecstasy... may I? Please? With a cherry on top? What about whipped cream?
theb1rdm4n @ Jun 4th 2008 3:44PM
Dang! How long must have it taken to make that thing?
intRvenous @ Jun 4th 2008 4:09PM
That dude in the snappy green vest gets laid constantly. Chicks looove balloon 'art'.