Fanswag: Kane's Wrath bobbleheads and more
by Richard Mitchell 
{ Jun 23rd 2008 at 12:00PM }
- The game is called Command & Conquer: Kane's Wrath. Leave a comment on this post telling us what Kane is so angry about.
- Only one comment per person will be accepted. Posters of multiple comments will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 6:00PM Eastern time today, June 23, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
- Later today, we'll pick 3 winners via a random drawing
- Three winners will each receive a Kane bobblehead and two randomly chosen pieces of Kane's Wrath merchandise (hat, keychain, mug, etc)
- Complete giveaway rules can be found here.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Jorge O @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:04PM
He's balding of course!
Bravo6 @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:04PM
Pretty obvious he is angry because CnC controls blow on the console.
kylefehr @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:07PM
He's probably angry that the only work he can seem to get is in C&C games.
Adam @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:07PM
He's balding, so now he has to shave his head forever.
Donato @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:16PM
I'm not an expert or anything, but it looks like the barber took a little too much off the top. You look like you could see your reflection in that dome.
Matthew @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:08PM
He's mad because he is balding
Trogdor @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:08PM
He's pissed because his Bosley prescription didn't work.
Crabbyman @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:08PM
Probably hasn't had a good poop in a while, always makes me a little angry too.
FSUCure @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:13PM
"Red Alert! My Xbox just Red Ringed!"
Frank M. @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:19PM
Damn this world for giving me such disproportioned head and hands! You will all feel my wrath!
The Anti @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:15PM
His Hair Club for Men shipment got lost in the mail
Outrager @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:16PM
Has to be the bald head.
PucKviruS @ Jun 24th 2008 6:10PM
He is angry because his mom refused to let him breast feed when he was a baby.
James McPhail @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:17PM
He is suffering from a wicked tiberium hangover.
asmonius @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:18PM
Someone told him the price of a hair transplant.
james @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:19PM
The only thing on TV is reality shows.
Coleco Rave @ Jun 23rd 2008 5:58PM
He is mad that his mullet has gone back so far all of the hair slid down to his back.
j.hermit @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:21PM
urinary tract infection
Adam @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:56PM
He has hemroids.
Steven M @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:24PM
hes going bald and cant find any rogaine
Dustin @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:24PM
He's angry because his bald head coupled with the gaotee make him look like a pederast.
macklecrackle @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:25PM
he is mad bc hes going bald
RockOut @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:26PM
With current gas prices, he's had to scrap production on flame tanks and start driving a Prius.
deejaymoogz @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:27PM
No matter how hard he tries, he still can't find the love of his life.
Stephen Hunter @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:29PM
Hes mad because gas prices keep going up.
Iced_Eagle @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:30PM
He's angry because someone kicked him in the shins and put it on youtube. :'-(
WhoDey320 @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:31PM
i bet it's cause the bengals lost :(
Dirty @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:34PM
He is pissed because the props they gave him were so cheap.
Brett S @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:34PM
His dad left him and his mom when he was little
Edicius @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:35PM
He's mad because he thinks that you may not pick me as the winner.
Rick @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:38PM
He just found out he's the final Cylon.
Neuromancer @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:37PM
No idea
SavageGrampa @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:38PM
He's furious because his Android GPhone is delayed until Q4 2008!
Curtis @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM
Constipation.
Tony @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM
Razor prices have doubled in the past 5 years.
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM
He's mad because he sucks at acting:(
Karlito @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM
He is mad because he once had very long hair until one of his friends gave him a reverse mohawk. He had to get all of his hair cut off and it never grew back.
Drewlius @ Jun 23rd 2008 1:06PM
He's angry at the camera angles on the game.
ChapmanTheFool @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:42PM
He is angry because someone stole his panda bear....I would be mad to if you stole my panda...
Jordan @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:43PM
He's mad because he keeps getting mistaken for Mr. Clean.
VIDEOGAME IGODI @ Jun 23rd 2008 1:04PM
It has to be because he got swirlies every day in high school because of his bald head.
NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:46PM
He's ticked off because he has to keep coming back from the dead every other game, and that has to be painful and expensive.
JF @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:48PM
He proposed to Tanya and she said no :(
The True Gamer @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:49PM
You'd be pissed too if your underwear was as tight as Cane's!
doodle @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:52PM
Because his hand is tiny.
Khane @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:52PM
Gingivitis.
Fierod @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:59PM
He's mad because his enzyte didn't work as well as Bob's
bigC24 @ Jun 23rd 2008 1:01PM
His local burger king stopped serving whoppers.
(If those commercials were any indication of how people react....)
Nate @ Jun 23rd 2008 1:02PM
he's mad because his head weighs too much
Dean Tripp @ Jun 23rd 2008 2:55PM
They made his head look too big.