Fanswag: Win Battlefield: Bad Company

by Richard Mitchell { Jun 24th 2008 at 12:00PM }

And the Fanswag train just keeps a'rollin'! Today we have two copies of Battlefield: Bad Company to give away. You may have heard that Bad Company is landing some very decent review scores, and now you can nab a copy for free. What are we asking of you, dear readers, so that you might secure one of our two copies? Why, hardly anything at all! The only thing you have to do is this:

Bad Company is a game with a sense of humor. Leave a comment on this post that's funny. Don't be afraid to steal a joke. Comedians steal all the time!
Only one comment per person will be accepted. Posters of multiple comments will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 6:00PM Eastern time today, June 24, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
Later today, we'll pick 2 winners via a random drawing
Two grand prize winners will each receive a copy of Battlefield: Bad Company, worth $60 each.
Complete giveaway rules can be found here

Tags: bad-company, battlefield, battlefield-bad-company, dice, ea, electronic-arts, fanswag

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 14)

DarkShadow @ Jun 24th 2008 12:04PM

My wife can be "Bad Company" when she is in the passenger seat......Queen of the Backseat Drivers!

ivan @ Jun 24th 2008 5:25PM

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
From the late and great George Carlin he will be missed

DemonGSides @ Jun 24th 2008 12:05PM

First!!!!!1 LOLOLOLOLOL

Jeremy @ Jun 24th 2008 12:06PM

You know Mike Tyson used to beat his wife.... but thats not funny.... mehehehehehe

Kologa @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

a youtube comment I found funny.

I really hate gay ppl!!(I don't care if this is a racist comment)

Jeremy @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

It's a Family Guy quote. You have to be in the "know"!

Danny @ Jun 24th 2008 2:20PM

thanks from the sxephil show

and

Knock Knock
Who there
no one

Momer @ Jun 24th 2008 12:06PM

Should I still be stacking? ROFL.

blkhwk67t @ Jun 24th 2008 12:06PM

Why does tigger stink?

He's always playing w/ pooh!!!

eric @ Jun 24th 2008 12:07PM

You can lead a horse to water... but he won't go in without a snorkle

JOSH @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

I think that's just a wife thing. my wife is a back seat driver... even when she's in the front of a canoe.

Will @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

So a horse and John Kerry walk into a bar. The horse says, "Why the long face?"

Ba-dum-chhh!

brownc4 @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

How much for that M16 in the Window...

jackson2_15 @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

Why bother with a joke when everyone can just laugh at each other? C'mon everyone it isn't hard set aside your hatred and prejedices and just laugh at each other.

Gator @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

Funny comment is funny.

Joe321 @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Matthew Taylor @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

escalators can never break, they can only become stairs. - Mitch Hedberg

tevetorbes @ Jun 24th 2008 12:44PM

"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit." - Mitch Hedberg

Dishwasher @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

TheGardenGnome @ Jun 24th 2008 12:09PM

Here's a joke:

Women's Rights!

BP @ Jun 24th 2008 12:10PM

Those piles of gold bars in all the Battlefield: Bad Company photos? That's the cash EA plans to make through microtransactions of MS points!

Drew @ Jun 24th 2008 12:10PM

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.

bigjrussell @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

Hand grenades aren't funny.

zackd15 @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

"Yo mamma's got one leg and one arm, they call her Ilean."

:D

Shafnitz @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

Adam @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?.....He ate a nine year old weiner!

fleethefactory @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

That Limbo of the Lost ending video. That thing is funny.

kodysandwich @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

I want to be a surgeon when i grow up... because im really good at washing my hands.

mercuryinabottle @ Jun 24th 2008 12:11PM

Little Jimmy walks up to the big pirate, Blackbeard. "Gee Mr. Blackbeard," Little Jimmy says. "How'd you get the peg leg?"

"Well," Blackbeard replies. "I was fighting hordes of undead zombie pirates for the treasure of the Spanish Main when one of them chopped it off. Stump still bleeding, I got the treasure, killed ten more pirates and then swung to the ship with my bonny lass."

"Cool!" Little Jimmy responds. "How'd you get the hook for your hand?"

"Well," Blackbeard replies. "I was in the Amazon, when suddenly this huge crocodile comes up and bites me hand off. I start to wrestle it to the ground and eventually subdue it by choking it with me other hand and crushing its skull with me feet."

"Cool!" Little Jimmy responds. "How'd you get the eyepatch?"

"Well," Blackbeard replies. "A seagull pooped in me eye."

"Huh?" Jimmy says, confused.

"Well," Blackbeard explains, "it was the first day with me new hook."

Jordan @ Jun 24th 2008 12:12PM

"By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls."
-Peter Griffin

Lou @ Jun 24th 2008 12:12PM

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Neeko @ Jun 24th 2008 12:12PM

He he...What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

You don't realize how much you miss them until they go down on you!

haha.. no offense to blondes my GF is blonde and VERY nice women.

itsburnsie @ Jun 24th 2008 12:12PM

What's really funny:

My odds of winning this contest.

Iliad Force @ Jun 24th 2008 12:12PM

A wet bird doesn't fly at night.

adam holeszowski @ Jun 24th 2008 12:12PM

BEST CHAT UP LINE!

"your in luck..... ive decided to go ugly early!

Justin @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

Well I didn't think much of this game until I downloaded the demo and experienced a very decent FPS to go along with the witty commentary, so if I don't win it I will end up buying it for my birthday.

Gemini Ace @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

Farts are funny.

JF @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron! The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."

Thank you, I'll be here all night!

SuburbGuerrilla @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

Two guys walk in to a bar, then the third one ducks...

wakka wakka!

Cam @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

I don't know where to start to be funny, so I'm going to try my luck and just comment anyway

Riley420 @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

abu @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

Pasha @ Jun 24th 2008 12:13PM

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

Ben @ Jun 24th 2008 12:14PM

This kid goes off to college. At first, he does a good job of writing letters home to mom and dad, and he would usually end it with something like "I would really appreciate it if you could send me some money." Over time, his letters get shorter and shorter until one day he writes "no mon, no fun, yo' son." So his dad writes back "too bad, so sad, yo' dad."

ZEBRA NINER @ Jun 24th 2008 12:14PM

You ask for a funny comment? Well, my sense of humor doesn't translate over text. So, with that said, here is my comment...

I killed a homeless man once.

That's not really so much "funny" as it is a "confession". Make sure you do the "qoute-y fingers" when you see quotations.