Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball honors Chuck Norris
It goes without saying, really. We all honor Chuck Norris in our own way, seeing as not honoring him is rewarded with a quick and painful death. Still, the developers of Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball have seen fit to include a Chuck Norris based achievement in the upcoming XBLA title. Entitled "Chuck Rules!" the achievement is unlocked by beating the Ninjas Story Mode. Frankly, we're a little puzzled as to why the achievement is named after Norris, as he himself is not a ninja, though we expect he has killed his fair share of ninjas. That said, we've learned not to question Chuck Norris -- or the things related to him -- so we'll just leave it at that. Hit the source link for the full list of Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball achievements.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Josh @ Jul 7th 2008 2:04PM
Maybe because of his cameo in "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"?
Conor @ Jul 7th 2008 2:11PM
That's what I was thinking too.
conor @ Jul 7th 2008 2:28PM
you have my name?
Chuck Norris rules!
TehAdz @ Jul 7th 2008 3:26PM
http://chucknorrisfacts.com
If you had read all of these, you would've known that Chuck keeps a pile of dead ninjas known as Broke Back Mountain.
Can you see the connection here?
Outinthedark @ Jul 7th 2008 2:40PM
And for every time someone unlocks it...Chuck gets a nickel...
Neon Jebus @ Jul 7th 2008 2:54PM
The only thing I can think of was my comment back on 8/14/07 about teams for this game:
"A team of Chuck Norris. Not multiples mind you, you only need one."
Looking forward to this game.
Bill Braski @ Jul 7th 2008 3:02PM
I think it is because of his appearance in Dodgeball A True Underdog Story as one of the judges. And the ninja part is well because you dont mess with Walker Texas Ranger. My opinion is that the achievement should have been call FREAKIN CHUCK NORRIS rather than CHuck rules it sounds too much like Odole rules from BILLY MADISON maybe if it was a dodgeball game that took place in a school yard. Freakin Chuck Norris
Deathrace King @ Jul 7th 2008 3:04PM
I see lots of Chuck Norris Facts invading these comments :)
Boff @ Jul 8th 2008 9:11AM
I was expecting the same! 7 comments in and nothing! I'm disappointed.
Boff @ Jul 8th 2008 9:17AM
Fine, I'll do it then.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
P7 @ Jul 7th 2008 3:08PM
What the hell, hasn't anybody actually watched a Chuck Norris movie? Specifically The Octagon. If you want to know where that achievement comes from just read the tagline :)
"The Ninja, unholy master of terror. No one will admit they still exist"
JPitstick @ Jul 7th 2008 4:31PM
Have any of you seen walker texas ranger? Almost every boss badguy is beaten with a roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck is known for his sweet karate/ninja skills.
xenocidic @ Jul 7th 2008 5:58PM
Fucking chuck norris.
corbin @ Jul 7th 2008 6:06PM
Question Answered:
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Rose @ Jul 10th 2008 3:48PM
LOL NO WAY!