Fable 2 achievements reward players for chicken kicking and orgies

by Dustin Burg { Aug 11th 2008 at 10:30AM }

Here you go Gamerscore fanboys, a list of Fable 2 achievements has just been posted over on X360A.org's forums detailing all 50 achievement unlocking feats that must be accomplished to earn all 1000 Gamerscore. And after a quick look-over, we've come to the conclusion that Lionhead has quite the humor when it comes to Fable 2 achievements.

Just look at one of our favorites, the "The Chicken Kicker" achievement where you have to "kick a chicken a respectable distance. As if kicking chickens was remotely respectable." Classic! Or how about "The Illustrated Hero" which is unlocked if you "tattoo every part of your hero's body." If that isn't up your Fable 2 achievement unlocking alley, may we interest you in "The Goth" or even "The Swinger" where you can earn 5 Gamerscore if you "take part in a orgy, responsibly." Yeah ... about that.

[Thanks, Webster1990]

Tags: achievements, fable-2, lionhead, lionhead-studios

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Arnie @ Aug 11th 2008 10:43AM

Kicking Chickens was one of the boardwalk games in the original Fable where you had to kick a chicken into certain areas to get a set number of points. Was fun and hilarious. You got decent gold out of it once

Neuromancer @ Aug 11th 2008 10:52AM

Yeah I never got real good at it, I guess like many things in life it just takes practice and a good attitude.

CyberKnight @ Aug 11th 2008 11:26AM

Expect Fox News to run a Special Report on the Swinger achievement shortly after launch. :rolleyes: Hey, at least it's "responsibly"..

LiqwidZero @ Aug 11th 2008 12:07PM

And use contraceptives! You could get STDs with those orgies.

Sentox6 @ Aug 11th 2008 4:50PM

I'm pretty sure contraceptives don't protect you from STDs. Unless you consider children an STD...

Doug @ Aug 11th 2008 11:32AM

Looking forward to this game... but a lot of those achievements are based on acting like an ass. Wonder how that's going to jibe with following the "good" route.

Intangible 360 @ Aug 11th 2008 11:59AM

It's to encourage you to play twice, once as a good guy and once as a bad guy.

Neuromancer @ Aug 11th 2008 11:38AM

Chicken kicking or casual, meaningless sex shouldn't affect your polarity.

Doll @ Aug 11th 2008 11:57AM

I did enjoy kicking chicken in the first one.

Doug, It'll probably be like in Overlord when you're going for the purity achievement, you couldn't harvest the farmers sheep but you could harvest sheep in the field that didn't have a farmer about.

ice~ @ Aug 11th 2008 12:06PM

i love games that have funny/inspired achievements...I am so getting this game.

QUESTION: I never had fable 1, should i pick it up on the marketplace b4 fable 2 hits the stores???

flameofdoom666 @ Aug 11th 2008 12:21PM

Yes you should get it, BUT buy it at BestBuy. They have it for 10$ (usually) and it is the Lost Chapters edition. It has more quests and such.

Such a good XBOX game.

Doug @ Aug 11th 2008 12:27PM

Don't buy the marketplace version... you can get the disc version (with expansion pack content) for $10 at Best Buy... which is $5 cheaper, btw...

Either way, the original game looks pretty good. My nephew was showing it to me. Graphics are good. I was tempted to pick it up.

Doug @ Aug 11th 2008 12:28PM

flameofdoom666,

We posted at EXACTLY the same time. lol.

flameofdoom666 @ Aug 11th 2008 12:31PM

Haha, thats funny :-)

ice~ @ Aug 11th 2008 12:48PM

lol thanks, I'm gonna go pick it up sometime this week

Jonah Falcon @ Aug 11th 2008 12:14PM

The Goth -5g
Dye your hair black, wear an outfit made entirely out of black clothes, and wear some black makeup.

LOL

Oh, and Star Trek II off the port bow:

The Sacrifice -25g
Choose "The needs of the many"

The Family -25g
Choose "The needs of the few"

The Egomaniac -25g
Choose "The needs of the one"

(Probably the choice you make at the end.)