Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

[Update: This giveaway is now closed and the winners have been notified via email. Check your spam boxes, kids!]
- The key feature in Bionic Commando Rearmed is, obviously, the bionic claw. Leave a comment on this post telling us what you would do if you had your own bionic claw.
- Only one comment can be left per calendar day eastern time. Posters of multiple comments during the same calendar day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 12:00PM Noon eastern time, Friday, August 22, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
- On Friday, we'll pick five winners via a random drawing.
- Five winners will receive an Xbox Live redemption code to download Bionic Commando Rearmed, worth $10 each.
- Complete giveaway rules can be found here









Reader Comments (Page 1 of 18)
StLouisRibs7734 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:02PM
I would get a root beer
keith @ Aug 21st 2008 1:07PM
Id finally have a match for my bionic penis
dmb360 @ Aug 21st 2008 2:23PM
I would use the claw to reach those damn puzzle pieces I can't get to in Braid.
Vidfreaky @ Aug 21st 2008 4:37PM
I hear that if you use your bionic arm it feels like someone else's bionic arm is touching it...
shisha @ Aug 22nd 2008 11:01AM
I would use a bionic arm to grab doughnuts all day long.........
Ryan Brown @ Aug 20th 2008 5:06PM
I would drag myself to the nearest gym
TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO JUMP!!!
dan saint @ Aug 20th 2008 5:06PM
never leave the couch again...
Bravo6 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:07PM
I would finally be able to get my girlfriend's cat out of the tree. And then crush it.
twelve @ Aug 20th 2008 5:07PM
Claw things.
Kamal @ Aug 20th 2008 5:08PM
I would swing from things, shouting like Tarzan.
Shawn @ Aug 20th 2008 5:08PM
Well that is pretty original but I would grab a root BEER. Here's to you X3F! ;)
The Beta Max @ Aug 20th 2008 5:08PM
I would finally dunk a basketball! (then drink a delicious root beer)
Drew @ Aug 20th 2008 5:08PM
Grab barrels and throw them at plumbers.
Eddy @ Aug 20th 2008 5:08PM
I would join the circus and make millions!!!!!!!!!
tworthingtonii @ Aug 20th 2008 5:09PM
Become the new Ladd.
TheCrotchofJesus @ Aug 20th 2008 5:10PM
steal children
Chester @ Aug 20th 2008 5:10PM
i'd crush PS3 Fanboys with claw!
Jay900 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:10PM
i would use the arm to pick up the next game i wanna play because i'm lazy :)
wlraider70 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:10PM
if i had a bionic claw I would map the use of it to the "y" button so that i could jump too.
XFactoR8 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:11PM
I would learn to play Bionic Commando with my claw hand.
CatalystX @ Aug 20th 2008 5:11PM
Grab my wife's butt from a distance.
Greg @ Aug 20th 2008 5:13PM
Open a beer
Strike Man @ Aug 20th 2008 5:13PM
I'd grab me a Bionic Woman, of course.
alex98baby @ Aug 21st 2008 1:43PM
then your bonic babies will rule the world
ryan @ Aug 21st 2008 2:11PM
Hey i tried the trail and the game rocks, but i don't have any microsoft points... please help me!!!
Darkage @ Aug 21st 2008 5:34PM
Ryan:
Buy some.
Mikey Pe @ Aug 20th 2008 5:13PM
Stop training my dog to grab me another cold one.
Outrager @ Aug 20th 2008 5:13PM
Swing around the city. It seems cool in the movies. (spider-man)
Greg @ Aug 20th 2008 5:14PM
Open a beer
DarthSonny @ Aug 20th 2008 5:14PM
I would give out a lot of High Fives
High-Brow Mouse @ Aug 20th 2008 5:14PM
I'd swing from conveniently placed lamps and or ceilings.
Bluestreak2 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:14PM
RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Corey @ Aug 20th 2008 5:15PM
Not get up to get a beer anymore
joeybeast @ Aug 20th 2008 5:15PM
scratch my ass
get robotic legs a la Portal in case I fall.
Eric Z @ Aug 20th 2008 5:15PM
get me a beer and chips with out leaving the coach. Claws make gaming better :P
asmonius @ Aug 20th 2008 5:15PM
Scratch my bionic nuts?
WhoDey320 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:15PM
i'd completely play splitscreen by myself in UT3
8complex @ Aug 20th 2008 5:15PM
I would use it to scratch that spot on my back I can never reach. Stupid single-jointed arms...
Haz @ Aug 20th 2008 5:16PM
I'd access the fridge from the bottom floor, never have to get off the couch again
Jeremy @ Aug 20th 2008 5:17PM
Never need a rope for waterskiing again
Adam Sutherland @ Aug 20th 2008 5:17PM
I'd use the claw to grab beer from the fridge. How sweet would that be?
muffinmanlan @ Aug 20th 2008 5:17PM
I would use my arm to better society in general.
Ghoti @ Aug 20th 2008 5:17PM
I'd use it to grab and squeeze the bass pedal on Rock Band since my leg gets so tired...
The decoy @ Aug 20th 2008 5:17PM
the girls locker rooms on the second floor of my school, i would latch onto the top of the building crank my self up and get a good looksee
Mike @ Aug 20th 2008 5:17PM
I'd never get up to get a beer again.
j379 @ Aug 20th 2008 5:18PM
never leave the couch
HippieBoy @ Aug 20th 2008 5:18PM
I would never have to leave the coach again to get a frosty cold beverage.
Patrick @ Aug 20th 2008 5:18PM
IT'S THE CLAW!!!! ALLL HAIL THE CLAW!!!!
DudeRed @ Aug 20th 2008 5:21PM
I would change that light bulb that is 40ft off the ground that always seems to go out a week after I change it!
Chris @ Aug 20th 2008 5:22PM
Scratch that certain part of my glorious body I can never seem to reach just right . . .