THQ has announced that
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader: Make the Grade will launch on
Xbox Live Arcade this October. While we're eager to test our mettle against digital wunderkinds with the game's 6,000+ questions, we have one overriding fear. What happens when virtual Jeff Foxworthy inevitably attains sentience? We imagine he would come
crawling out of the TV* like Samara in
The Ring, only instead of destroying our soul with fear, he would do it with recycled stand-up. Just how many gold stars is that worth?
*Don't click this link. Seriously.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
HazyCloud @ Aug 28th 2008 2:04PM
Great pic. Bravo!
Zoot Suit Jedi @ Aug 28th 2008 3:11PM
Even more frightening than the original.
ZEBRA NINER @ Aug 28th 2008 2:05PM
Haha! Sweet photoshop. :)
Magic Whiskey @ Aug 28th 2008 2:10PM
Single best pic X3F has ever had on the site :)
Kevin Gass @ Aug 28th 2008 2:34PM
The photoshop is many times more impressive than the article is lol
ObiBen @ Aug 28th 2008 2:35PM
Thanks a lot Richard. I had plenty of nightmares the first time that girl crawled out of the TV, now those will return with added redneck jokes. I'll send you my psychiatrist bill.
Richard Mitchell @ Aug 28th 2008 3:03PM
Now just imagine how hard it was for me to make...
Swede33 @ Aug 28th 2008 2:51PM
BEST PICTURE EVER.
Etchasketchist @ Aug 28th 2008 2:52PM
This game is going to be free, right? Since it's just a big stupid ad for a TV show. This is the next Yaris, right?
The Beta Max @ Aug 28th 2008 3:00PM
"If you've ever crawled out of a TV set to haunt the people who watched your videotape .... you might be a redneck!"
viktim @ Aug 28th 2008 3:09PM
I clicked the link. I wish I hadn't.
Mazrael @ Aug 28th 2008 7:51PM
Not a scratch on the Japanese original... Sakako moved a lot better too, more.. well, see for yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQm3BV6s0r8
Paustinj @ Aug 28th 2008 3:43PM
Dude, not cool. I'm terrified of that ******* movie.
That sent shivers down my spine :(
todd @ Aug 28th 2008 3:53PM
This a primetime game, if not why not?
Clinton oxendine @ Aug 28th 2008 5:17PM
yeah thats some "pretty good" photoshop
psychohog @ Aug 28th 2008 6:37PM
This looks like a potentially good drinking game.
M. Dizzy @ Aug 28th 2008 10:05PM
That movie is why I hate people sending me chain letters. I love Americanized J-horror (Ring Grudge, Silent Hill Movie). I get tired of slasher flicks that rely on blood and gore to make it "scary"
RockerAnimeFreak @ Aug 28th 2008 11:08PM
Are you smarter than a fifth-grader? :P pretty damn scary if you ask me.
Pulp @ Aug 28th 2008 11:44PM
If you don't find Blue Collar Comedy funny at all....you might be smarter than a 5th grader!
Rob Cannon @ Aug 29th 2008 8:13PM
So, isn't that one of the games that uses the new Avatars with the whole game show feature? If so, that means we might have a deadline for the new XBox Experience.