Fanswag: Win a copy of Castle Crashers [update]
by Dustin Burg 
{ Aug 28th 2008 at 12:30PM }
As we continue our week long Castle Crashers Baby Give-away (which has nothing to do with babies whatsoever), today we're giving away a prize that you should already own, but if you don't, you'll be grateful for. We're of course talking about Castle Crashers, the game itself, and today we're giving away six copies to six lucky fanboys. And if you already own it, why not win for a friend, loved one or your favorite blogger ... we're sure they'd be eternally grateful as well.
- Developer The Behemoth has an interesting logo depicting a ginormously large chicken, which got us thinking about chicken jokes. So, to enter today's Castle Crashers giveaway, simply comment on this post telling us your best "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. And, please, make it semi-clean.
- Only one comment per person will be accepted. Posters of multiple comments will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 11:00PM eastern time today, August 28th, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
- Later today, we'll pick six winners via a random drawing.
- Six winners will receive an Xbox Live redemption code to download Castle Crashers valued at $15.
- Complete giveaway rules can be found here
Feeling out of the loop? Confused by all this Castle Crashers Baby Give-away talk? Then do yourself a service and get learned about all the excited Castle Crashers launch events we have planned.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 18)
tommy @ Aug 28th 2008 12:32PM
to get a points card to but castle crashers
Maverick5800 @ Aug 28th 2008 7:46PM
hooray for green knight
grigdog @ Aug 28th 2008 12:35PM
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
asmonius @ Aug 28th 2008 12:36PM
to find some hookers?
modified54 @ Aug 28th 2008 12:37PM
It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
ben_man587 @ Aug 28th 2008 12:36PM
to waste Dustin Burg in GoW
StrangeVisitor @ Aug 28th 2008 12:37PM
"Why did the paranoid chicken cross the road?"
Why? Was someone watching? Are you following me?
Chester @ Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM
Cause KFC cut his head off!!
Donato @ Aug 28th 2008 12:38PM
Some things we may never know
(que the twilight zone movie)
Dragod @ Aug 28th 2008 12:37PM
To lose some weight.
Clarence @ Aug 28th 2008 12:38PM
Because the egg crossed it first. Or did it?
Tex Texerson @ Aug 28th 2008 12:38PM
to win Castle Crashers, obv.
Chris Baker @ Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM
....to get to Jenny Craig?
Seriously, get that chicken a SlimFast or something.
Bamster @ Aug 28th 2008 12:45PM
To enter this contest and win Castle Crashers
LuckyHaskins @ Aug 28th 2008 12:39PM
1. Chicken
2. Road
3. ??????
4. Profit!
Sunny @ Aug 28th 2008 12:39PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To play Xbox at Frogger's house?
Sean @ Aug 28th 2008 12:39PM
because National Security was at stake.
charvey @ Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM
I'd love to get to some hackin' and slashin'
Eric @ Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM
simple.....achievement unlocked
John @ Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM
Forty two
The Demon 117 @ Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM
Well, what do you call a possessed chicken?
A poultrygeist!
*groans*
EclipseNinja @ Aug 28th 2008 12:41PM
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the rooster, that perveted sicko!
Mass @ Aug 28th 2008 2:19PM
...to kick your ****ing ass !!!
tiffman @ Aug 28th 2008 1:21PM
just 'cause.
Munkcy @ Aug 28th 2008 12:41PM
He was running from the Perdue plant
Floped @ Aug 28th 2008 12:44PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I had to carry it.
jeff @ Aug 28th 2008 12:44PM
Because he was playing braid and walking across the road was the only way to fast forward time for castle crashers could come out.
R. Mann @ Aug 28th 2008 12:43PM
Because it was stung by the scorpion. Proverbs!
Phil Maio @ Aug 28th 2008 12:42PM
to get to the other side??
pick mee!!!!!
Rocco @ Aug 28th 2008 4:02PM
To see if it's better on the other side.
Outrager @ Aug 28th 2008 12:42PM
Something about a baby attached to his back...
hunter2223 @ Aug 28th 2008 12:43PM
Why did the chicken Cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!
jcar @ Aug 28th 2008 12:43PM
To get away from the Colonel
DiscoJason @ Aug 28th 2008 12:44PM
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
kilbride @ Aug 28th 2008 12:45PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"insert funny, ironic answer here"
JustinB @ Aug 28th 2008 12:56PM
Since I'm hoping to win a copy for my 4 year old (yeah, that's the ticket) who loved the demo, I'm going to have to give his standard answer:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Watermelons and cheese!
He's already developing an absurdist streak. I love it! (note: this is also his answer to knock knock jokes)
Patrick @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
Because it had no frontal lobe.
obstler @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
crashing castles -- yeah!
Xevious @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
to get a cheevo
DaveC @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
This is the equivalent to X3F giving away a girlfriend.
:D
Don't pick me though, I'm not eligible.
Brian Arnold @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
thesimplicity @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a part of Vincent Gallo's uncompromising vision. If you have to ask why, then you aren't smart enough to understand.
Chuck @ Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM
because he was too damn fat to fly!
MattM @ Aug 28th 2008 12:48PM
Semi-clean? Aw, man.
42?
Akkhan @ Aug 28th 2008 12:47PM
Well, it's hard to beat these...
"StrangeVisitor said...
"Why did the paranoid chicken cross the road?"
Why? Was someone watching? Are you following me? "
"Eric said...
simple.....achievement unlocked"
Mine:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Two simple words; 'Chicken Kickin'." And that one's based on a Fable reference. Wee.
ksmizz @ Aug 28th 2008 12:47PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you touch yourself at night
Eduardo Mori @ Aug 28th 2008 7:57PM
I don't know, maybe it wants to eat something.
Bakkster @ Aug 28th 2008 4:21PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno, is there any purpose to what a chicken does, really?
DeliciousVixen @ Aug 28th 2008 12:47PM
Put it on my bill. Oh wait wrong joke.
Perses @ Aug 28th 2008 12:48PM
to get to the other side