50 Cent: Blood on the Sand trailer: A life lesson

by Richard Mitchell { Nov 25th 2008 at 3:00PM }

If there's one thing we've learned from watching the latest 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand trailer, it's this: Never, ever cross 50 Cent. From what we can gather, the cascade of death and explosions in the trailer is the result of someone stealing a crystal skull from Fiddy. That's it. So yeah, don't cross 50 Cent. Don't accidentally bump into 50 Cent. Don't cut in line in front of 50 Cent. If someone asks you if you'd like to help steal 50 Cent's crystal skull, you say no. Just add those things to your list of life lessons (you do have one of those, don't you?). On a sidenote, Blood on the Sand looks like it might actually be fun. You might add that to the list as well.

Find the trailer after the break.

Tags: 50-cent, 50-cent-blood-on-the-sand, swordfish-studios, thq

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

CL34N3R @ Nov 25th 2008 3:04PM

And most importantly, don't buy 50 cent CD's. And don't see him in concert.

drizz @ Nov 25th 2008 3:31PM

Who the hell is 50 cent?

Kisses @ Nov 25th 2008 3:44PM

50 cent = Epic Fail

Demolition Elmo @ Nov 25th 2008 3:57PM

I might just buy this...for the lulz...

AoE @ Nov 25th 2008 10:16PM

please don't, it might encourage them to make a 3rd game...

ZEBRA NINER @ Nov 25th 2008 3:58PM

I just pre-ordered the Ultra Limited Platinum Edition. It comes with a real crystal skull and a gem-encrusted goblet for my krunk juice.

Mokano40 @ Nov 25th 2008 4:02PM

this will be an horrible game

brandon @ Nov 25th 2008 4:10PM

50 Cent is about as fake Pam Anderson's chest. 50 cent took his stage name from a new york gangster back in the 80s.
A lot of his lyrics make claims to being hardcore, but when confronted such as the incident outside the hot 96 building in new york. 50 went running his mouth about Game, and game came to confront him, instead of being a "true G" like he claims he is, 50 sent security out there and he ran out the back door.
50 cent was shot what like 9 times? and guess what 50 cent talks about in his first CD about how that got is dead but 50 is still breathing. 50 cent didn't take this guy out, one of 50 cent's crew did it. and 50 turned his back on that member of his crew and many others. Ever wonder why 50 cent doesn't live in New York? the place he claims to run? because he is hated by everyone real in new york, so he moved the new hampsire.

50 cent = Fake

I will cross 50 if i get the chance, I will purposly bump into 50 cent, I will cut in front of 50 cent in a line, and if someone asks me to steal 50's crystal skull my response will be "I'd gladly steal his crystal skull"

That's my rant....thanks for listening = )

emirabal @ Nov 25th 2008 5:15PM

This is a lot of hate towards one dude, i dont see all this hate towards Shaun White or Tony Hawk (well scratch him off). Why do i even bother. At least give the game a shot, dont hate the character in the game. Whatever

shizam @ Nov 25th 2008 5:02PM

Did anyone else play the first game? It was okay though I couldn't get past the first level, the puzzles are hard.

andreyin @ Nov 26th 2008 8:29AM

Did you just say ... "puzzle" ?

vahdyx @ Nov 25th 2008 6:27PM

50 Cent is not a good rapper, but he's rich as hell! why I have no idea! I wish my crappy lyrics and basic music can make me $10M

Man, even though he isn't that great, the masses love him

Bobicus @ Nov 25th 2008 6:39PM

The 50 hate will not stop until he stops making hit records and games and lots of money so keep it coming because I sure he will be laughing all the way to the bank even if he is lying about everything he has ever said does that make him any less rich... you think Bill Gates didnt lie to get to the top

ice~ @ Nov 25th 2008 10:11PM

50 may be a horrible rapper, but he sure as hell seems like a good business man

gunstarhero @ Nov 25th 2008 10:29PM

this has to be the best railer I have seen all year. Im serious that this game looks really good. the graphics look amazing and the gameplay looks really good. Somehow I feel it will all come down to the controls. most likely it will be almost imposible to aim at anything.
btw did anyone catch the white guy at the very end trying to sound like a thug rapn black guy.

magicianoffear @ Nov 26th 2008 9:09AM

This game much like him and his music suck, there are days when I think gaming can't get any lower but then Nintendo announced and released Wii Fit and fiddy announced a new game, it's days like these, that make me thankful for the real games and developers out there.