Fanswag: Destroy All Humans bobbles [update]
by Dustin Burg 
{ Dec 3rd 2008 at 12:00PM }
Update: This giveaway has completed and big congrats to ttocs, monkeyninja, Major Suckage, Xerone, and Ben for their bobbly win!
This week, Crypto crash landed on the Xbox 360 in Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon and to celebrate, we're giving away a handful of Crypto'riffic "Wacky Wobbler Bobble-Heads". You know, because everybody needs a Wacky Wobbler. Simply comment below to enter the giveaway. Also, big thanks to the Destroy All Humans crew for donating the bobblehead goods and to learn more about Path of the Furon (and win some prizes) hit up CryptoEnhance.com.
This week, Crypto crash landed on the Xbox 360 in Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon and to celebrate, we're giving away a handful of Crypto'riffic "Wacky Wobbler Bobble-Heads". You know, because everybody needs a Wacky Wobbler. Simply comment below to enter the giveaway. Also, big thanks to the Destroy All Humans crew for donating the bobblehead goods and to learn more about Path of the Furon (and win some prizes) hit up CryptoEnhance.com.
- We all know Crypto loves to use wacky weapons to destroy humans, but what would your ultimate human destroying weapon be? Leave a comment on this post telling us what zany weapon you'd use to wreak havoc.
- You may leave one comment per calendar day, eastern time. Posters of multiple comments during the same day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 10:00PM eastern Wednesday, December 3rd. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
- On Thursday, we'll pick five winners via a random drawing.
- Five grand prize winners will receive a Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon bobblehead worth $15.
- Complete giveaway rules can be found here.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Daniel @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:07PM
I'd use a cow launcher to pick up cows and launch them at buildings.
chili @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:44PM
mmmm.. cows
mernmern @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:07PM
Point-of-view gun
Rudy @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:58PM
play the brown note over all radio and tv stations
Tim @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:12PM
Cubicle Grenades. When thrown it traps the humans in work cubicles. After a few seconds, their heads pop, releasing the brains.
Yeah, I'm typing this from my cubicle at work. Can ya tell?
Sent In To Die @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:13PM
The turn your insides out gun...that would make it easy to harvest any kind of organ Crypto desires.
DarthVicious82 @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:17PM
Cow Launcher
thebagel @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:15PM
The massive obesity ray!
aaron @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:16PM
The frying pan gun.
JeffyWeffyBeffy @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:17PM
The Crystal Pepsi Super Soaker.
Sp1der X @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:16PM
A gun that shot death and sharks.
TheCrotchofJesus @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:19PM
children cannon
jdkay20 @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:20PM
give them money and let them destroy themselves
ttocs @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:25PM
Ohhh, bobbleheads. One of the best useless inventions ever! Pick me Pick me! This will look good in my kitchen next to my Vault Tec bobblehead.
DieRythmus @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:27PM
The hammer of friggin dawn.
Bootleg Zani @ Dec 3rd 2008 2:24PM
I'm gonna have to agree with that one.
Eric @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:30PM
my manipulation ray gun
Jigsaw hc @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:31PM
supre flu bug grenades
holton @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:53PM
Maybe if you give me one I'll buy the game.
diesel dub @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:36PM
I would want a hot velveta cheddar gun...that way when your done killing them...you can make nacho's
jake @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:37PM
Guitar that shoots lightning
MOTAfaded @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:43PM
the Rock-it Launcher. and use garden gnomes for ammo
smallsbig @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:47PM
an anti glitch gun for cod 5 glitchers .... the bastages
KD in KC @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:49PM
COMMENT!!!
I actually liked the first one and not just becuase my wife shakes her head in disappointment.
I personally hope that Crypto still has the look, sound and swagger of Cool Man Jack (Nicholson).
noone1569 @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:50PM
Sweet, bobbly aliens! Sweet! I want a zapper that turns people into cookies mmm Sweet cookie zapper !!!
TandM @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:54PM
A Republican Launcher
MrMischief66 @ Dec 3rd 2008 5:59PM
I would use a bobble head launcher to launch bobble heads at people.
aingold @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:58PM
Their own stupidity; never runs out of ammo.
FuzzFace @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:00PM
a board with a nail in it
NevEP @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:02PM
The Halo Array, of course.
Critter3 @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:03PM
It's hard to beat the anal probe!
drphil7 @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:07PM
A Big-Mac.
chirunga @ Dec 3rd 2008 2:27PM
It's probin' time!
HamalSharatan @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:13PM
I'd use a dildo gun to shoot people in the WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!
joeybeast @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:14PM
That real life lancer... it still freaks me out.
rolf @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:18PM
A gun that shoots feces out the mouth of my enimies. nasty runny feces!!! it would spew out their nostrils too
jkdoug @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:19PM
An "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" gun (or force shield, which makes more sense).
Delgado @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:19PM
Ultimate human destroying weapon?
Worldwide, unbearably loud Michael Bolton on repeat, endlessly!
Kaoz @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:19PM
cow launcher
Jason @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:23PM
I'd use something like the laser from Independence Day that destroyed the White House.
Or the disintegration beam from War of the Worlds, that was cool.
ataxic @ Dec 3rd 2008 3:51PM
Bobble your head if you wish to be "probed" silly humans!!
erunama @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:28PM
Fish.
SoupNazzi @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:30PM
I'd use the automatic De-Pantser gun.
Would remove pants and underwear on everyone in a 10m radius.
Jeff @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:34PM
Be perfect next to my Fallout 3 bobble head.
JimyD @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:38PM
Disco Destroyer - it forces measly humans to dance to their deaths.
Michael Paul @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:37PM
Landmines that look like dropped change.
See a penny and pick it up, and all the day you'll be splattered all over the sidewalk...
Brian G @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:38PM
a ray gun that turn people in to monkeys. i think that would be funny
monkeyninja @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:38PM
a baby killing gun
Mart @ Dec 3rd 2008 3:57PM
gun.
Josh @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:43PM
My Kids.
They are super cute and can infiltrate places using it. then give them a bit of sugar, and BANG, you're off to the races. They become so hyper that human kind just lays down and gives up. At least that's how i feel some days. HAHA.