Are you sitting down? Soulja Boy made a Gears 2 montage
by Xav de Matos 
{ Dec 29th 2008 at 10:15AM }
What could we possibly write to make this post complete. Soulja Boy created a montage video of various Gears of War 2 multiplayer footage and yeah, the kid has got skill. Easy. Settle down. No one is saying he can beat you. But, we won't hate on his game because there's an entire video of proof that shows he's good. It isn't like the video is a bunch of random snippets only showing his own kills with complete omission of his deaths. Actually, never mind. Seriously though he does have some skill, apart from using the shotgun as a ranged weapon. One question about the video though Soulja (or Mr. Boy?), what is with the slow dance sequence at the end of the video. Left-turn, sir.
[Thanks, Stuart M.]
[Thanks, Stuart M.]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
RESISTANCE @ Dec 29th 2008 10:21AM
lol might want to stop that crossing out of the words.
Ellianth @ Dec 29th 2008 2:05PM
He probably played a private match with a bunch of his shitty friends. He was host of the first part of the video, and where were his team mates? Surely they weren't all dead, cuz those other guys (from blood drive) sucked. I'm not the worlds best gears player, but i hope i get to play against him one day. Even I could put an end to his mad-tork-ery.
Juan @ Dec 29th 2008 10:26AM
Yea, I think someone messed up with some simple coding lol
Jacksplat @ Dec 29th 2008 10:27AM
Man...I guess this article was so good...nothing behind it matters.
Tim @ Dec 29th 2008 11:02AM
ROTFLMFAO!!!
imbecile pete @ Dec 29th 2008 10:27AM
what the?
why is almost everything on the site suddenly crossed out?
Harry Feltersnatch @ Dec 29th 2008 10:28AM
Nice Coding Dingus.
Drew @ Dec 29th 2008 10:33AM
Close that strike tag, yo.
Ample Salty @ Dec 29th 2008 10:38AM
Soulja Boy off in this hoe!
Striking text out as I go!
erisandra @ Dec 29th 2008 10:39AM
Get the Lines off my Fanboy!
AxFactor @ Dec 29th 2008 10:40AM
someone just forgot their
AxFactor @ Dec 29th 2008 10:40AM
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mrm3x1can @ Dec 29th 2008 10:41AM
dem HTMLZ is hard! ya hear! Souljaboytellem! KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE!
Stuart Scofield @ Dec 29th 2008 10:43AM
Seems as though Soulja Boy is on to us.
Arnie @ Dec 29th 2008 10:45AM
For the love of all that is dear, CLOSE THAT STRIKE TAG!!
amart @ Dec 29th 2008 10:48AM
omg soon the whole internet will be strike-thru!
Ample Salty @ Dec 29th 2008 10:49AM
I like the new makeover of this site, you might say it was....striking.
James C @ Dec 29th 2008 10:53AM
It is really quite dashing...
mynk @ Dec 29th 2008 10:56AM
Soulja (or Mr. Boy?), what is with the slow dance sequence at the end of the video. Left-turn, sir.[Thanks,
that's the source code. turns out they forgot to before
forgot? hell these guys did it on purpose. look at you, skirmishing around like a stereotypical interwebs noob: "omgsh, something is wrong on the internet, there is HORDES of strikes!" :P
back on note though, soula is pretty good.
Grant @ Dec 29th 2008 12:22PM
no he's not.
the only thing that video showed is that he's actually pretty terrible and unless using the torque bow. There was a whole lot of unspectacular kills right there, and you have to keep in mind, if he's making a montage, he considers those his "best".
Phil @ Dec 29th 2008 11:03AM
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willxcore @ Dec 29th 2008 11:08AM
Dude, the guy forgot to end his HTML tag, give it a fucking rest.
Did anyone catch Soulja Boys Gamertag? I would love to grief the hell out of him.
imbecile pete @ Dec 29th 2008 2:07PM
his tag is Souljaboytellem
;)
prence @ Dec 29th 2008 11:08AM
Have you ever seen that episode of 30 Rock where Tracy Morgan's 'posse' lets him win every time they play Halo 3? Yeah.. that = Soulja Boy.
Tom @ Dec 29th 2008 11:18AM
haha yeah i remember that one
Yoshi @ Dec 29th 2008 11:11AM
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Zack @ Dec 29th 2008 11:12AM
Ignoring the striking appearance of the site for a moment, this video proves that he's not bad/a noob, not that he's good (amazing, etc...), but that he can hold his own.
Gemini Ace @ Dec 29th 2008 11:12AM
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Tom @ Dec 29th 2008 11:17AM
lol worth a shot
skin.bintin @ Dec 29th 2008 8:16PM
I ended up in a couple of games of Gears 2 with him last week. And he wasn't the jerk he comes across as in his videos.
While he wasn't exactly at the game, he wasn't really that bad.
I'd go as far as to say it was a pleasure to play against him... Especially when he lost ;)
PS: His main GT is just souljaboytellem
SadisticHam @ Dec 29th 2008 11:26AM
Yet another reason not to play gears 2 online, shit just keeps getting worse for Epic..did he really have to kick them when they was down with this.
rTwelve @ Dec 29th 2008 11:54AM
I don't think that's a slow dance...
dunnypop @ Dec 29th 2008 11:55AM
man.... for a multiplatinum artist, it must be great making millions sitting around practicing Gears 2.
Tejas @ Dec 29th 2008 12:08PM
While he ain't bad, I don't think this video deserves a post. I'd still whoop his ass :P
Brad @ Dec 29th 2008 12:09PM
whats his gtag
Stuart Scofield @ Dec 29th 2008 12:46PM
Souljaboytellem
Grant @ Dec 29th 2008 12:24PM
well, he obviously is pretty terrible and doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
and whats up with that music in the background? such annoying shit.
Nick @ Dec 29th 2008 12:51PM
You play against him. Let's see how well you do.
He used his shotgun fairly well from what I saw. Maybe you were watching a different video?
And the music? That's called rap. Maybe it's not your thing - but apparently a lot of people DO like it.
Grant @ Dec 29th 2008 1:03PM
you need to keep in mind that these kills he considered worthy of a montage, which means they were his best. I saw nothing spectacular.
I'm perfectly well aware of what rap is, maybe you missed the point that he's so fucking vein he used his own shitty music.
Nick @ Dec 29th 2008 12:50PM
Say what you want, the man is good. Maybe not GREAT, and it seems like he had a fantabulous connection, but I wouldn't want to go up against him.
Be interesting to see what happens when he gets cracked down by a smoke, though. Or gets multiple people on his rear.
And so what if he's great with a torque bow. That weapon takes skill. I'd like to be that good with it!
maidsandharem @ Dec 30th 2008 12:33AM
if you're defending his playing skills alright fine, but if you're actually trying to say that souja boy has talent in the music industry especially in rap, you don't know what rap is
Toby @ Dec 29th 2008 1:10PM
nice host, soulja
horngreen @ Dec 29th 2008 1:14PM
Uh who cares if some rapper is good or bad at GEARS? I don't know the guy and neither do you unless you were pathetic enough to send him a friend request. It's no different than if "joe the plumber" posted a GEARS montage. Don't be duped by fame fools.
WhoDatNinja @ Dec 29th 2008 1:50PM
Whats X3F's obsession with Soldier Boy?
If you guys hate him so much why is there always something about this dude on the site? I hate him just as much as the next guy but this is almost pathetic. "JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!! HES A HUMAN!!!"
ice~ @ Dec 29th 2008 2:00PM
It's SOULJA BOY!!!!!!! not soldier boy!!!
what the hell is the matter with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
jesus007 @ Dec 29th 2008 2:46PM
No, it really is Soldier Boy its not our fault he cant spell it right. At least he can spell three letter words, good to know he is not a complete dumb ass.
Wait I take that back, this guy is a fucking retard.
Numion @ Dec 29th 2008 3:35PM
Okay, Jesus 007, don't be a douche..
Is it also:
'Metallic' since Metallica is not a word?
'Lead Zeppelin'?
'Beetles' or 'Beatless'?
'Megadeath'?
ice~ @ Dec 29th 2008 4:10PM
lol Numian just pwned ur ass :D +1!
dronesensor @ Dec 29th 2008 5:33PM
hahaha, jesus007... you just got FACED.
quesadia @ Dec 29th 2008 3:30PM
Ok, first how do we know he didn't just give the controller to a friend of his that is better at the game. We don't. Even with that said, his torques were not that impressive and other than a few choice plays, this shitty rapper who no one respects but acknowledges one song by him could never compete with regular gamers.