Joystiq and Bungie call truce, peace declared (for now)

It all started back in April, when Joystiq challenged Bungie to a few friendly rounds of Halo 3 multiplayer, played on the then just released Mythic maps. As part of the agreed upon rules, team Joystiq chose nine community members to go against Bungie and their army-o-developers. Recon armor was the prize for Joystiq's victory and, if Bungie came out victorious, bloggers from team 'stiq would wear Bungie apparel at E3 2009. Long story short, Bungie (in a moment of desperation) turned to shenanigans, lies were spread, fury was expressed and plenty of "yo momma" jokes were spewed. In the end, Joystiq admitted defeat to one of the three "legit" games and, being the stand up journalists we are, agreed to wear Bungie tees at E3 for one day. As originally promised.
Fast forward to E3 2009 and you'll find team 'stiq and Bungie having a Dr. Phil-like sit down discussion about our differences and (surprisingly) without the need of an impartial moderator. We actually found it in our heart to forgive Bungie for their oh too rude shenanigans and the entire Halo crew awkwardly begged for forgiveness. So, we came to the conclusion that team Joystiq WOULD NOT have to wear any Bungie tshirts at E3 (bedazzled or otherwise) as a sign that the Joystiq vs. Bungie quarrel is officially over ... for now.
In the future, we aren't ruling out challenging Bungie to another battle of Halo supremacy (ODST, perhaps?), but if so, we'll be sure to outline specific competition rules. That's it, our tiff is no more. Oh, and as a sign of good faith shown to Joystiq and our community, the Bungie guys agreed to give Halo 3 Recon armor to all 'stiq readers*. Just message them once every 7 seconds until they respond to your request**.
* Actually, Bungie never agreed to award Recon to anyone. Heck, team Joystiq is still awaiting theirs.
** Sending Bungie messages once every 7 seconds making Recon requests will surely annoy them, get you banned from life and make it so "you'll never got a job in this city again".





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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Jake @ Jun 4th 2009 12:44PM
Considering how Team Joystiq probably included a few boosters and second accounters, I'm not suprised that they lost almost every game.
FlamingEffigy @ Jun 4th 2009 1:14PM
They didn't lose almost every game...they lost the fixed ones, and then 2 out of the 3 real games.
Your post is pure fiction.
FlamingEffigy @ Jun 4th 2009 1:14PM
Meant to say won 2 out of 3 real ones.
Cr4sh Dummy @ Jun 5th 2009 4:19AM
Are you serious? Everyone of them is legit! I know one of them, he wouldn't cheat. But I'm sure you would!
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Jun 4th 2009 12:47PM
Nice shirt princess!
wune @ Jun 4th 2009 4:46PM
I still believe in your manhood, Sir Dustin the Great.
Dustin Burg @ Jun 5th 2009 1:40PM
LOL! Kids and their fear of pink ;)
Joystick Hero @ Jun 5th 2009 2:30PM
Personally I'm shocked you'd directly address royalty. You're lucky he didn't have you executed. Nicest princess ever.
Shadowman @ Jun 5th 2009 2:42PM
But I wanted Bare Midriff Dustin, with Pink Bungie Action!
Fear the pink mist has never seemed so apt.
avan @ Jun 4th 2009 12:53PM
yeah man that shirt was part of bungie's bet or what
joeybeast @ Jun 4th 2009 12:53PM
At least Alexander was right, Dustin does pull it off.
Dustin Burg @ Jun 4th 2009 3:38PM
;)
joeybeast @ Jun 4th 2009 4:46PM
Get back on the showroom floor and write a few more impressions.
DaMan09 @ Jun 4th 2009 12:56PM
Hey Dustin, what happened to the Marmite eating?
Shadowman @ Jun 4th 2009 1:03PM
I DEMAND Custard Cream + Marmite Mix, maybe chuck a bit of Corned beef on that bad boy for added tastyness.
Aero @ Jun 4th 2009 1:09PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we were promised a video of that.
Dustin Burg @ Jun 4th 2009 3:33PM
Uhh, stay tuned :(
Conor @ Jun 4th 2009 7:40PM
Yeah I'm anticipating that!
RedSonRising @ Jun 4th 2009 1:01PM
aww, and i was all excited to see what kinda shirt Bungie came up with too..
id rather see the Marmite Challenge in HD tho, thats definitely gonna be worth the wait.
joeybeast @ Jun 4th 2009 1:26PM
preferably with a high speed camera so we can play back in slow-mo.
avan @ Jun 4th 2009 1:31PM
at least dustin is stalking someone different this time
jeff @ Jun 4th 2009 1:52PM
Dustin obviously must have lost some other bet though to be stuck wearing that...shirt.
DiggyStyle @ Jun 4th 2009 2:35PM
Is there evidence of bedazzler usage on that shirt? I can't tell if there are any shiny rhinestones or pretty brass rivets in the picture.
As fopr midrif bearing... I am ok with not seeing that.
Dustin Burg @ Jun 4th 2009 3:02PM
Psht, that shirt is LEGIT
Muffin_man @ Jun 4th 2009 2:46PM
Hey Dustin, don't listen to the haters. You look fab-u-lous.
Pretty in pink etc.
Just make sure to bring me back something nice, k?
tyrone hawk @ Jun 4th 2009 3:06PM
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..
I know you cheated so hard with me
Just give me Recon and your friend for life I'll be
Why can't we be friends why can't we be friends...
soccerman07 @ Jun 4th 2009 3:36PM
chokes on turkey sandwich
jeff @ Jun 4th 2009 3:42PM
Sure sure.
blunted666 @ Jun 4th 2009 3:59PM
who from joystiq looks like a douchebag hipster? i'm only okay with this if he's gay
maveric101 @ Jun 4th 2009 4:20PM
even in the post-humpday games, you must give bungie credit for how well they did considering joystiq had their entire readerbase to recruit from.
and nice shirt lol. i wish i could pull off pink.
TonyTheTiger831 @ Jun 4th 2009 4:45PM
This story broke me to tears!
Conor @ Jun 4th 2009 7:41PM
Sweet T-shirt
aristokrat @ Jun 11th 2009 3:29PM
Dibs on next competition, please?