Master Chief gets civilian-ized

by Xav de Matos { Jun 28th 2009 at 3:30PM }

It's never a slow news day when you can find a picture of Master Chief in a letterman Jacket. PWN or Die features a hilarious gallery of images starring Halo's marquee super-soldier, Master Chief. Usually we recognize the Master Chief from his aggressive "Earth saving" escapades, but these "Senior Yearbook images" show us the UNSC powerhouse has a softer side too. If you've dreamt of Sears Family Portrait style images of the Chief, your prayers have been answered. Or your worst nightmares have come true ... either way, check it out.

Tags: funny, gallery, halo-3, master-chief, pwn-or-die, slow-news-day

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Infamous36 @ Jun 28th 2009 10:04PM

I bet microsoft fanboy just creamed themselves.

Jack_Jackington @ Jun 28th 2009 9:04PM

1 microsoft fanboy creamed themselves?

CmpsdNoMore @ Jun 28th 2009 4:43PM

fake.

RedSonRising @ Jun 28th 2009 5:17PM

really? cause every other pic youve seen of master chief was 'real'?

tkAshur @ Jun 29th 2009 10:45AM

Oh those pics are real...look at the hands! Thats the most of the actual Chief we'll EVER get to see! Thank you Bungie! I feel I know MC so much more!

D taktics @ Jun 28th 2009 5:04PM

Lol Awesome!

RedSonRising @ Jun 28th 2009 5:10PM

definitely the funniest pics of master chief ive ever seen.. best pic is prolly http://www.pwnordie.com/nicksmith/photo/1059437 , that isht is crackin me up.. and he's got varsity letters? prolly in basketball and high jump; that white boy has hops..

Ian @ Jun 28th 2009 5:32PM

The real (in the books/game) Master Chief is black. Just saying.

RedSonRising @ Jun 28th 2009 6:04PM

really? i didnt know that. the only halo game ive ever regularly played is halo wars and MC isnt in there at all.. thats pretty cool i guess buut these pics he 'is' white, so im gonna stick with 'white men can jump'. thanks for the update tho..

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 28th 2009 6:08PM

what? That's not true. They very clearly say in both the first book he's a white guy. In fact, in the second one, they describe how ghostly pale he is because of always being in the suit. In the first book, as a kid, they say he's a scruffy looking kid with tousled brown hair, light freckles and a small gap between his teeth. We can assume likely that his hair is military style, his freckles might have worn away and his teeth would be super teeth as per the rest of the bones, but he is most definitely not black

mgsrocks1 @ Jun 28th 2009 6:09PM

@ian:

You're trying to be sarcastic, right? The guy is definitely white in the books. The only main black character is Sargent Johnson.

Xav de Matos @ Jun 28th 2009 7:24PM

@TheDarkKnight: That description sounds like MC is related to David Letterman.

flowfaster82 @ Jun 28th 2009 6:02PM

no he is Hawian

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 28th 2009 6:08PM

he's not even from earth

RedSonRising @ Jun 28th 2009 8:29PM

Dark Wayne, my brother from another mother, you are right again

yolarrydabomb @ Jun 29th 2009 1:08AM

I wonder if you put the helmet on. HUD will show up?

be pretty cool tho

hyghwayman @ Jun 29th 2009 5:51AM

Is that the helmet that came w/ the Legendary version of Halo3?

Storm Eagle @ Jun 29th 2009 10:52AM

Hmm. I never figured Master Chief for a blue blazer/letter jacket stuck up kind of guy. I would of more thought of him as kind of that guy in high school that's cool enough for the popular crowd but always looked out for the little guys. Like The Fonz.