Rad '80s Avatar shades are a go-go ... we mean a no-no
Microsoft is bringing back bad '80s fashion, as the Avatars can now accessorize with "shutter shades." Oh Microsoft, we're supposed to forget bad fashion, not endorse it -- like the socks and sandals option. Major Nelson did announce these ocular accessories on Monday, but due to an issue, the pieces weren't available until late yesterday. Check out the list of eye coverings after the break.
Mens:
- Black Shutter Shades
- Red Shutter Shades
- White Shutter Shades
- Hippy Shades
Ladies:
- Blue Shutter Shades
- Green Shutter Shades
- Yellow Shutter Shades





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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 15th 2009 10:41AM
Those seem more 00's than 80's thanks to that asshole Kanye.
DiGiTAL SiN254 @ Jul 15th 2009 11:18AM
exactly.
pete @ Jul 15th 2009 1:42PM
+1
Paul @ Jul 15th 2009 5:30PM
what's wrong with kanye?
CrashSpyro123 @ Jul 23rd 2009 4:03PM
He's a gigantic douchebag, so this helps weed out the douchebags on Live that also have fauxhawks.
psychohog @ Jul 15th 2009 7:05PM
He's a gay fish.
RedSonRising @ Jul 15th 2009 9:00PM
Kanye was great. 5 years ago.
now he's one more weak rhyme away from a luis vitton casket.
Jcarpio @ Jul 15th 2009 10:43AM
If MS is going back to the 80s, go full on.. offer up some Miami Vice suits, cloth belts, double polos and a hanging sweater around our necks.
oh and "top sider" shoes.
Jcarpio @ Jul 15th 2009 10:44AM
Oh and folded up cuffs on jeans
joeybeast @ Jul 15th 2009 12:01PM
Can't wait for shoulder pad for the ladies.
Defias Bandit @ Jul 15th 2009 1:04PM
Do you remember the electric shavers that were sold during Miami Vice's heyday? They let you shave but left you with the perfect amount of 5 o'clock shadow, just like Crockett. It was called something like the "Vice Device".
Courtney @ Jul 16th 2009 1:22PM
And some OP color changing shirts!
SnowSoldier vGv @ Jul 19th 2009 12:36PM
... and skinny ties!
Storm Eagle::The Blood Edge @ Jul 15th 2009 10:45AM
That's weak sauce.
Who's in charge of putting this crap out?
TheDrizzle @ Jul 15th 2009 2:31PM
These are old, I modded my avatar so I got those shades a long time ago.
Jimbodawg @ Jul 15th 2009 3:30PM
Agreed.
incubeezer @ Jul 15th 2009 11:20AM
Nintendo just gave these glasses away in animal crossing city folk.
hamdrew @ Jul 15th 2009 11:23AM
MS, I don't want obsolete shades, I want an option to change clothes color!!!
Cal @ Jul 15th 2009 11:30AM
But then how will they drain more MSPoints out of you when the store comes out? =O
hamdrew @ Jul 15th 2009 11:49AM
They'll find a way, they'll always find a way >=(
Jcarpio @ Jul 15th 2009 12:04PM
Add in Flashdance inspired cut sweatshirts and pat benetar leggings.
Yep, child of the 80s
WEGGLES @ Jul 15th 2009 12:20PM
...and still no Way-Farer type glasses. :[
Tom @ Jul 15th 2009 12:23PM
I'll keep my monocle over this garbage, thanks.
RedSonRising @ Jul 15th 2009 12:23PM
ugh, lame week for avatar gear.. at least theyre still giving away stuff, i wish theyed think about it a lil more.. wtf am i supposed to do with these
Helloimbob @ Jul 15th 2009 2:48PM
Wear them? Or don't.
I mean WTF are you supposed to do with some totally optional free pixels?
RedSonRising @ Jul 15th 2009 8:58PM
oh no! a clever commenter, what am i gonna do?
@Helloimbob
clown, what am i supposed to 'wear' them with? if theyre handin out ishtty 80s glasses i need an ishtty 80s outfit to go with them..
(i was hopin for a red leather jacket after M.Jackson died but all we got was Thriller)
Tarheel @ Jul 15th 2009 12:31PM
Dangeresque Too is happy to hear this
RESISTANCE @ Jul 15th 2009 12:41PM
YES!!!!!! MY FAVORITE PIECE OF AVATAR GEAR!
I am a huge kanye west fan and just rushed to my xbox to put on those white ones.
RESISTANCE @ Jul 15th 2009 2:10PM
Lmao why did I get voted down for liking these glasses? No one got rated down for simply hating them.
Prox @ Jul 15th 2009 2:54PM
@RESISTANCE ("...why did I get voted down...?")
You got voted down for "I am a huge kanye west fan..."
Paul @ Jul 15th 2009 5:34PM
I'm with you man. kanye is decent. I mean he helped daft punk get the attention they should've been getting for the past decade. plus that last album he did was the ballsiest risk taken by a popular artist in years.
Louis @ Jul 15th 2009 12:43PM
I've pretty much gotten my avatar to the point where he looks exactly like me, wearing an outfit I would wear. I don't know if I'll ever change him again.
But these glasses are awesome.
the_pop @ Jul 15th 2009 1:16PM
Thanks to those glasses it will be easier to spot the douche bags on live.
PSA: If you see someone wearing those glasses in real life punch them in the groin until they stop. FOR THE GOOD OF HUGE MANATEE.
rTwelve @ Jul 15th 2009 1:41PM
If I pay lots of money, do I get night vision goggles?
Lilpunkduck @ Jul 15th 2009 1:53PM
that totally has to be unlockable with the game
Akira @ Jul 15th 2009 2:41PM
That's 80's fashion? Those shades are pretty popular at the momment, everyone is wearing them in the UK.
Akuma FTW @ Jul 15th 2009 2:53PM
I want a pair of Skidz. Make it so Microsoft. Engage
Jason Magio @ Jul 15th 2009 5:55PM
Those are very popular in the clubs in nyc and li. I dont know why they added it to xbox but its becoming a rather popular look, but not serious where you see people wearing them out. More like a party/club thing.
Kayla @ Jul 15th 2009 8:32PM
Is anyone else sick of the gender discrimination in clothing items? :/
NukeAssault @ Jul 15th 2009 8:42PM
Why cant we get proper glasses. =\
dylan @ Jul 15th 2009 9:38PM
It seems they come out with one article of clothing per 3-4 months, meaning there may be a decent wardrobe to choose from around 2015, not that I cared about these computer dolls in the first place, but it seems Microsoft doesn't either.
LegendaryRedass @ Jul 16th 2009 7:59AM
Now all we need is jean jackets with an Anthrax back patch.
Garvey @ Jul 23rd 2009 1:02PM
I can't wait until MS adds the props option to the Avatars. Then we'll see true 80's fashion...like the Zack Morris cell phone, or the 3 lb beeper! Awesome!