New Halo-themed Ecko shirts rival everything for ugliest anything, ever

by Xav de Matos { Jul 24th 2009 at 3:00PM }

Ecko Unlimited has revealed a series of six extremely overpriced Halo-themed t-shirts, and boy are they ugly. To demonstrate, here is a list of things not as ugly as the shirts in the series:

The Florida Recount
Bill Nighy's "Davy Jones" in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
The Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
Sonic the Hedgehog's Metacritic average
Tron Guy
The ending of Halo 2

They aren't just ugly, they are a kind of genetically altered super-ugly and you should never buy them.

[Thanks, Michael]

Tags: halo, ludicrous, marc-ecko, seriously-ugly, t-shirts, ugly

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Access Granted @ Jul 24th 2009 3:03PM

10 bucks says Soulja boy is all over this.

Paul @ Jul 24th 2009 3:10PM

hahaha

as ugly as these are I still have nothing but repsect for Mark ecko after the whole barry bonds fiasco.

devilsei @ Jul 25th 2009 2:12AM

I dunno... despite my hatred for Soulja boy... I think even he has more than enough taste to design a halo shirt that looks better.

This stuff, on the other hand, looks like they made a sticker book for Halo, and gave it to a 5 yr old, and then picked a few of his ideas at random to use as shirts, no alterations at all.

goboColossus (LIVE, PSN - gobopop) @ Jul 24th 2009 3:03PM

Those are indeed awful. Shame they couldn't follow their own example and just make a Master-Chief / Cortana one of these:

http://www.shopecko.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3130932&cp=3165999.3054996&gclid=CKiQm_2D75sCFQ_xDAodPyuw-Q

the ninja @ Jul 24th 2009 3:06PM

yeah ive seen better designed halo t-shirts at wal-mart for 15 bucks. the orange master chief is decent but the rest of these t-shirts are way overdone and hipster looking. honestly the whole " all-over print " t-shirt era died like 2 years ago why are they making these ugly things.

ps: who the hell wears ecko anymore?!

TC81190 @ Jul 27th 2009 7:58PM

you have no idea what a hipster is.

Duke @ Jul 24th 2009 3:07PM

Whoever buys these should have blood thrown on them for killing style.

Latin_Trident @ Jul 24th 2009 3:09PM

man those shirts are just as bad as those 3 wolves shirts.

http://www.amazon.com/Three-Wolf-Moon-T-Shirt-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1248462525&sr=8-1

Snake Robot Podium @ Jul 29th 2009 9:16AM

By bad, do you mean AWESOME.

Don't judge until you've tested out their ability to attract the ladies.

Danjer @ Jul 24th 2009 3:14PM

Wow, those are hideous... I wouldn't wear a Halo shirt anyway but, yeesh...

Mikey @ Jul 24th 2009 3:19PM

As ugly as they are, I'll bet you Dustin will buy one of ech style.

Mazrael @ Jul 24th 2009 3:19PM

Someone will buy them.. it's just like how ugly people get laid & breed more ugly people... it's just not right

ALH @ Jul 24th 2009 3:32PM

Trust me Mazrael, noone who wears one of those shirts is getting laid.

ChomskyKnows @ Jul 24th 2009 3:23PM

Katherine Harris isn't uglier, but she's bat shit crazier...

The Dark Wayne @ Jul 24th 2009 3:31PM

Okay well, YESTERDAY, all the arguments that Halo wasnt being milked were valid. Today.....

oogieboogie004 @ Jul 24th 2009 3:31PM

Those things aren't even worth T-Bagging

RedSonRising @ Jul 24th 2009 4:08PM

+1 for actually being funny.

CannabisPrime @ Jul 24th 2009 3:32PM

$10 says the first time these are seen in the real world they're long enough to reach down to the wearer's knees.

Jack Hollow @ Jul 24th 2009 3:32PM

Reports from government scientists have discovered that the shirts are actually sentient and act as parasites. Once worn, they slowly begin to eat away at the host brain, making said host enormous amounts of stupid and idiot. So do your civic duty and burn the shirts on sight. Should you run into someone who is wearing it, do the poor soul a favor and put them out of their misery. It's to late for them, they can't be saved.

fbfiveohv3 @ Jul 24th 2009 4:14PM

My friend works in the office where these are designed. He said the designers are really proud of this series. I like a couple of 'em, sure. The rest are disposable. Makes me think maybe I could design t-shirts, cuz I'm fairly sure I could design better than the Ecko design team.

ziggen @ Jul 24th 2009 5:13PM

I'd rather wear liquid hot magma

Crusty Magic @ Jul 24th 2009 5:56PM

If Johnson were still alive, he'd be pissed.

BFBeast666 @ Jul 24th 2009 6:16PM

And with this post you urged hordes of drooling halo fan-things to rush out and buy it.

Because, you know, IT HAZ TAH MASTER CHEIF ON IT!!!!!111one.

Poor suckers.

modok @ Jul 24th 2009 6:36PM

i used to design Halo boxers and I can tell you that the material they give you to use in conjunction with their harsh guidelines and approval process made it tough to design anything with MC on it. However, that does not justify these poorly conceptual - manufactured pieces. they burn my eyes and offend my profession.

mike @ Jul 25th 2009 12:14PM

These look awesome. I'm buying one. You haters can just keep hating.

Krantzstone @ Jul 25th 2009 7:06PM

Ugh, horrible. I love Ecko Unlimited stuff... sometimes. The horrible rejects I've seen fobbed off on undiscerning young brand wearers in places like Winners... ugh. You might occasionally get a decently designed Ecko shirt or something there, but more often than not, it's all the horrible designs that no one wanted to buy at regular price that end up there. There horrible Halo-"inspired" shirts are way up there with the worst brand name/franchise spawnings I've seen in a while.